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joephobia 

Joe Phobia Is The Phobia Of Joe Mama
DUDE 1: Hey dude did you hear what happened to joe?
DUDE 2: Joe who?
DUDE 1: JOE MAM-
DUDE 2: *DIES*
DUDE 1: oh I forgot you had joephobia
joephobia by anonymous June 19, 2021
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Joephobia 

Irrational fear of abnormally tall women
Josef was absolutely petrified of tall women. He had Joephobia
Joephobia by Ethan Dwarf July 21, 2023

Josophobia 

I have Josophobia *Someone googles your name* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Josophobia by 4thiceboy November 26, 2017

Jojophobia 

Joh-joh-fo-bee-ah
noun; The fear of references to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
A person who has said fear is Jojophobic.
Person 1: "Is that a MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?"
Person 2: "PLEASE NO!" *shivers*
Person 2 has Jojophobia.
Jojophobia by Josophobia December 12, 2017

Hoephobia 

I was going to go to the club but the hoes scare me. I think I may have hoephobia
Hoephobia by L0l1 April 17, 2016

jojophobia 

an extreme or irrational fear of references
dont reference anything when near him. He has jojophobia
jojophobia by ekrej December 12, 2017

zoephobia 

Zoephobia is a phobia that's scared of the cheating, racist, vaping, ass bitch Zoe Laverne
I have ZoePhobia
What's that?
Phobia of Zoe Laverne
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