Jordanphobia

The fear of spending the rest of your life in Jordan.

Common symptoms of this disorder include constant anxiety, inability to concentrate, loss of appetite, and frequent nightmares about not being able to leave Jordan.

I think I just realized what's wrong with me. I have Jordanphobia.

by plsgetmeoutofhere August 5, 2021

jordanphobia

A fear of people named Jordan, or anyone named Jordan in general.

Person One: "Hey, have you seen Jordan?"
Person Two: "They scare me, I HAVE JORDANPHOBIA!"

by jordanarino March 6, 2021

johanphobia

The fear of a ginger Swede who casts girls under a mysterious spell. While under this spell, girls are noted to ignore the ginger red locks and fall head over heels for him. Once under this spell, girls will fall into his trap of trying to pursue him further only to be lectured outside rooftop nightclubs and subsequently rejected. Girls under this spell are also likely to scream angrily at other girls under this spell from rooftops of dorms. Innocent bystanders are also at risk. In conclusion, one should avoid ginger Johans at all costs, and if one just so happens to fall into a Johan spell, it is advised that they avoid rooftops at high altitudes.

Girl 1: "Me and ginger Johan walk around and talk about life. He's actually pretty cool"
Girl 2: "Johan did the same thing to me, except this was the first week of classes. Asshole."
Girl 1: "Ugghh this is exactly why I hate him. I definitely have johanphobia."

by 1234supp June 12, 2013

jordynphobic

Jordynphobic is used as a term for people who do not like anyone named Jordyn.

Also can be used when someone says something offensive against a Jordyn.

Ex 1).

Joe: I’m jordynphobic.

Ex 2).
Ali: You are so silly
Jordyn: Thats jordynphobic

by phobics December 18, 2022

Joanphobia

Fear of my grandmother’s presence.

I went to the Deli and bought a sandwich. Joan winced at my white bread. My Joanphobia is kicking in.

by weinermandingus July 27, 2023