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Jlo, an irrelevant flop who hasn’t had a solo hit since the 2000’s. It combines Jlo and loot because she’s been known for stealing black womens voices, dance moves, performances, clothing, tips, business ideas and so on
Jloot is the biggest flop and thief of every industry
Jloot by hasbeyntanked December 30, 2023
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What people call Jotaro from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures for some reason
Person 1: Who’s your favorite JoJo?
Person 2: Joot Is definitely the most badass JoJo which proves he’s the best JoJo.
Joot by Slick_One81 September 9, 2020
Related Words
Jloot joot Jooty jooter ;jlbotguovb jbooty Jooterbug Joothsis Jootie Jalooty
A jootsie is an Aussie slang term for a vagina.
I just ate nandos and it felt like someone rubbed a jalapeño on my jootsie
Jootsie by Gwizxrd May 26, 2021

Joot Rod 

A person with roller coaster like emotions, usually beginning with intense anger bursts followed by extreme joy as if someone flipped a switch. Excessive talking of the douche dialect. Commonly known to be of spanish origin.

A person who doesn't handle their alcohol well. Jackass induced behaviors after consuming a minimal amount of alcohol.
Boss was so annoying today, he's such a Joot Rod.

That Joot Rod is rolling around on the floor again, how much did he have to drink?

He's looking a little lopsided in the scrot department, very Joot rod-like
Joot Rod by yeaisaidthat4 June 30, 2011

jooty booty 

Jooty: Juggs(Tits)
Booty: Butt
Jooty Booty: Hot Body, Kickin Body
1. "That bitch has some jooty booty"
2. "Yo Son, let's go to the party over PJ's."
"Is there vagority of jooty booties?"
"Word son, it's PJ's party. There are bunch of GP's(Guaranteed pussy)"
jooty booty by HK Turbo April 29, 2008

Jootuber 

One who surfs for random youtube usernames and posts comments such as "I was Here", or a comment related to the username, or just plain spam.

Some popular stops are:
youtube.com/index

youtube.com/lol

youtube.com/miley
Dude, I've really been practicing this hobby of bein' a JOOTUBER. It's pretty fun, man. Now people are starting to comment on my channel! I'm already up to 100!
Jootuber by Ashabeth October 20, 2008
A pimple that's inside of a penis.
Go pop your jalooty you stuck up bitch.
Jalooty by Fred522 July 31, 2019
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