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Joothsis 

jooth·sis
\ ˈjüthsəs/
1. a plural of jooth
2. a mispronunciation and misclassification, often by irate Iranian soccer coaches (/kōCHəth/) with lisps, of the word juices when attempting to identify orange slices
3. the only accepted literal pronunciation of this word which is often misspelled as joothith or jootheth
When the Buccaneer soccer team failed to perform on the soccer field to the coach's satisfaction, he proceeded to kick over a table of orange slices and proclaim, "You don't deserve these joothsis!". Subsequently, he made an inappropriate comment about a high school girl and vacated the premises.
Joothsis by Mr. BooCocky September 20, 2022
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Joothsis 

The proper spelling and pronunciation of the word “juices” by an individual with a lisp.
When the soccer team failed to perform, their Irate Iranian coach kicked over the table with orange slices on it and proclaimed, “You don’t deserve these Joothsis!”
Joothsis by Mr. BooCocky September 15, 2022
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