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jizztory 

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history with someone's dick. normally happening between a boy and girl.
Ex 1:
"Oh man, Bob's lookin gooddddd today!"
"Bob? The one that has jizztory with Sue?"
"Ew. Grimey. Yeah, that one."

Ex 2:
"Fool, im about to hook up with Mary tonight at the party. This shit's gonna go down in the jizztory books"

jizztory by ChelseaaaaBeeeee February 29, 2008
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Jizztory 

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(n) One's complete sexual history including the intimate details that no one really wants to hear.
"Wanna hear my jizztory? well, it all started when i was 7 and i used to flick the head of my wiener."....."no, i'm not talking about a hot dog"
Jizztory by Bitchface1234 November 3, 2009
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JIZZtory 

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Anything stained with jizz or bodily fluid from Sex.
When Emma shot her load onto the wall of the powerhouse, she poignantly gazed off into the distance and thought, ‘this will forever be a part of San Francisco JIZZtory.’
JIZZtory by Strobesauce May 19, 2023

Jizzory 

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A factory that is solely commited to the production of cum, sperm, semen, or jizz.
I work at the jizzory and its great.
Jizzory by Jimbobadam August 15, 2006

Jizztroy 

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When Dan saw Ron with a boner, he told him to go jizztroy to some anal porn.
Jizztroy by pronstr July 24, 2017
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