An auntie is that one person who's blessed to have a sibling who gave birth. These aunties tend to be better than the mom's because they can give them back anytime they'd like and have a magical bond that allows the niece/nephew to trust the auntie and tell them anything. These kids will become your life. One day you'll quickly realize that food and these kids are the main reasons you're living.
"Auntie you're my best friend!!"

"Auntie can we do this? No, I want to do this!"
*starts to whine and cry* "Hey sister I have to go, here are your kids!"
by Ihaveafatcat April 22, 2017
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Colloquial and endearing term of reference for the BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation). Implies a friendly and trusted old relative who can always be relied upon to be there for you. Often used by newspapers and magazines in the UK to refer to the BBC and allow the creation of otherwise nonsensical national headlines (see below).
Auntie proposes overnight shutdown.
Auntie in move to Manchester.
Auntie's licence fee cut by 25%.
by misselthwaite April 14, 2011
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Not your real Aunt, just your mom's best "friend" who is always over spilling tea about other people's children. This is someone who wishes your mom success, but less than her own or that of her own children. Also a woman who always has to one up anything your mom says. You don't really know why this woman is in your house all the time before you're awake but she always is.
Auntie's children also got straight A's on their report card, but their teacher also told them they should become doctors.
by yeezus' disciple April 10, 2016
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A black women that is between 25 to 42 that is thick, always wearing leggings or anything thin, short (5'0 - 5'8), and like guys way younger than her (Cougar) because of the attention she don't get with someone her age.
Auntie is the new word for Milf, it's 2020, Keep Up On The Slang!!!!!
by Pcg Malik January 29, 2020
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An older female or drag queen in the LGBTQ community who looks after the younger generations. Not a mom or a dad figure, but the cool aunt they can go to for anything.
Our Aunties are there for us, no matter what!
by JediMasterKelly March 05, 2020
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Aunties are the finest of Rez girls with Brown eyes and beautiful fake eyebrows. Aunties go on benders almost every weekend because they dropped out of school with no hope in life. I still love them though
by Auntie snagger November 09, 2020
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The rich and powerful. She is unbeatable. Fear her. Give her all your money. She has four choilds, her favorite being James “Special Choild”. And the other three choilds are: Stupid Choild, Good Choild, and Clueless Choild. She also has a strong Russian accent.
Sticky: “I can’t stand her.”
Stupid Choild: “FR!! I hate Auntie so much.”
Joe: “HISSSSSS!!”
Sticky: “I know Joe, I know.”
Auntie: “VAT YOU SAY, STUPID CHOILD??”
Stupid Choild: “Nothing Auntie, the powerful!”
Auntie: ”Shut up and go to basement.”
Stupid Choild: “I’m already here..”
by 🦐 November 09, 2019
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