An auntie is that one person who's blessed to have a sibling who gave birth. These aunties tend to be better than the mom's because they can give them back anytime they'd like and have a magical bond that allows the niece/nephew to trust the auntie and tell them anything. These kids will become your life. One day you'll quickly realize that food and these kids are the main reasons you're living.
"Auntie you're my best friend!!"
"Auntie can we do this? No, I want to do this!"
*starts to whine and cry* "Hey sister I have to go, here are your kids!"
"Auntie can we do this? No, I want to do this!"
*starts to whine and cry* "Hey sister I have to go, here are your kids!"
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by Ihaveafatcat April 22, 2017
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
An adult female who is involved to some extent in an African American child's life; can be mother's sister but is not necessarily so.
by dorothy December 31, 2004
A desi(south asian) woman who has all of the following characteristics:
1) has a thick desi accent when talking in English
2) talks in English to be cool
3) pinches your cheeks and calls you beta or glares at u and calls u batameez
4) chases people with chappals
5) smells like curry
6) asks you to marry her son the first time you meet her
7) is a fob.
1) has a thick desi accent when talking in English
2) talks in English to be cool
3) pinches your cheeks and calls you beta or glares at u and calls u batameez
4) chases people with chappals
5) smells like curry
6) asks you to marry her son the first time you meet her
7) is a fob.
That auntie offered me "ass cream" .. it took me a whole 10 mins to figure out she was referring to ice cream.
After discovering I'm in my last year of medical school, this auntie declared I was going to marry her son.
After discovering I'm in my last year of medical school, this auntie declared I was going to marry her son.
by AsianPranksta June 22, 2010
Not your real Aunt, just your mom's best "friend" who is always over spilling tea about other people's children. This is someone who wishes your mom success, but less than her own or that of her own children. Also a woman who always has to one up anything your mom says. You don't really know why this woman is in your house all the time before you're awake but she always is.
Auntie's children also got straight A's on their report card, but their teacher also told them they should become doctors.
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by yeezus' disciple April 10, 2016
Colloquial and endearing term of reference for the BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation). Implies a friendly and trusted old relative who can always be relied upon to be there for you. Often used by newspapers and magazines in the UK to refer to the BBC and allow the creation of otherwise nonsensical national headlines (see below).
by misselthwaite April 14, 2011
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