Jizzhole

A word started by David Green.
self explainatory
used normally as a diss when mad, but also used as a joke

What the hell! You're such a jizzhole!

by [ _:"-":_ ] January 8, 2009

Jizzhowley

1. Someone with a square head jizzes in a dice holder

2. When someone gets naked and jizzes on themselves

Aw naw, I got meltit and jizzhowley'd

by Allan Black Howlett April 22, 2008

jazzhole

Someone who thinks life is all about jazz, any music other than jazz sucks and if you don't love jazz you hate life and just don't "get it".

Most likely drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon, wears ironic t-shirts and fedoras and thinks anything cool sucks.

That jazzhole over there just put Benny Goodman on the jukebox.

by Your Mom's Box Stinks April 28, 2009

jizz hole

a woman's mouth who sucks alot of dick. also know as a cum hole, cum receoticle, sperm hole, oral cavity, the bottomless pit, and cake hole.

Jill talks to much. So Jack to her;"shut your jizz hole bitch".

by robertcurran December 2, 2007

Jazzhole

A Jazz Studies major (often at a small, midwestern music conservatory) who is pretentious, full of himself (it's almost always a guy), bigoted, and convinced he is God's gift to women. They will often judge you for not having heard of Chris Potter or Ornette Coleman or whoever they're worshipping this month The majority of jazz studies majors are jazzholes. They tend to exist in small, close-knit (almost to the point of cultishness) groups.

"Wow, that Rick guy is really cute."
"Yeah, don't go there, he'll just hit you and quit you while talking about vibraphones and then ignore you for the rest of your college career. Typical jazzhole."

by Toohap May 14, 2013

Jizz hole

The hole made at summer camp deep in the woods where the kids go to blow a load.

Kid 1: Hey, I heard some others made a jizz hole!
Kid 2: I'm going to stop by when I get the need.

by Ramuel S. November 30, 2013

jazzhole

1. A Bowling Shoe

2. Will Newman

1. Bowler 1: Dude Check out my new jazzholes!

Bowler 2: Woah! Those are sick bowling shoes, bro!

2. Audiophile 1: Wow, listen to these smooth tunes by this jazzhole.

Audiophile 2: Yeah, Will Newman really plays some decent clarinet.

by We$$y D May 25, 2011