jazzhole

Someone who thinks life is all about jazz, any music other than jazz sucks and if you don't love jazz you hate life and just don't "get it".

Most likely drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon, wears ironic t-shirts and fedoras and thinks anything cool sucks.

That jazzhole over there just put Benny Goodman on the jukebox.

jazzhole by Your Mom's Box Stinks April 28, 2009

Jazzhole

A Jazz Studies major (often at a small, midwestern music conservatory) who is pretentious, full of himself (it's almost always a guy), bigoted, and convinced he is God's gift to women. They will often judge you for not having heard of Chris Potter or Ornette Coleman or whoever they're worshipping this month The majority of jazz studies majors are jazzholes. They tend to exist in small, close-knit (almost to the point of cultishness) groups.

"Wow, that Rick guy is really cute."
"Yeah, don't go there, he'll just hit you and quit you while talking about vibraphones and then ignore you for the rest of your college career. Typical jazzhole."

Jazzhole by Toohap May 14, 2013

jazzhole

1. A Bowling Shoe

2. Will Newman

1. Bowler 1: Dude Check out my new jazzholes!

Bowler 2: Woah! Those are sick bowling shoes, bro!

2. Audiophile 1: Wow, listen to these smooth tunes by this jazzhole.

Audiophile 2: Yeah, Will Newman really plays some decent clarinet.

jazzhole by We$$y D May 25, 2011

Jazzhole

"Jazzhole"-noun.

Refers to a person who is ass about jazz. Often referring to a person who is known for their pretend knowledge and love of jazz.

"Randy thought he knew all about jazz, he was such a jazzhole."

Jazzhole by Joe Mode May 14, 2014

jazz hole 

a musician who believes that jazz is the only music out there and that all other music is not technical or complicated enough, thereby lacking any substance and making it bad(which is total BS). these people can play plenty of chords and scales up and down their instruments, but if you ask them to write or even just play a decent pop or rock song, they are complete shit.

a coneited jazz musician

A: Dude, I went to audition for this ensemble and totally owned this rockin' blues song!

B: Nice, did you get in?

A: No, they were a bunch of jazz holes. They were totally lost the whole time.

jazz hole by tony rm December 6, 2006

jazz-hole

The mouth of a horn-playing jazz musician. Sounds nasty (intentionally so), but it's not.

Lester's free-form sax playing was driving Bart nuts, so the frazzled Bart opened the window and yelled out, "Yo, man, shut your jazz-hole!"

jazz-hole by Victor Felix September 21, 2005

Jizzhole

A word started by David Green.
self explainatory
used normally as a diss when mad, but also used as a joke

What the hell! You're such a jizzhole!

Jizzhole by [ _:"-":_ ] January 8, 2009