Toohap's definitions

Jazzhole

A Jazz Studies major (often at a small, midwestern music conservatory) who is pretentious, full of himself (it's almost always a guy), bigoted, and convinced he is God's gift to women. They will often judge you for not having heard of Chris Potter or Ornette Coleman or whoever they're worshipping this month The majority of jazz studies majors are jazzholes. They tend to exist in small, close-knit (almost to the point of cultishness) groups.

"Wow, that Rick guy is really cute."
"Yeah, don't go there, he'll just hit you and quit you while talking about vibraphones and then ignore you for the rest of your college career. Typical jazzhole."

by Toohap May 14, 2013