Jizzhad

When you unload on a chicks face and discretely use her hijab to wipe it up

"Fuck yeah I unloaded on her face, luckily I was able to Jizzhad her before the stoning"

by jewhadmeathello March 11, 2015

Jizzham

Used to describe an obese female (sometimes referred to as a hawg) that is easy to have sex with and will allow you to ejaculate (jizz) anywhere in or on her body

Man it’s almost last call, I’m about to pound 3 shots and take home that jizzham at the bar Aaron banged last Saturday

by JIZZHAM November 8, 2018

jizzhead

A guy who thinks he's got mad bitches that he fucks all the time, but he doesn't.

A word/term invented by LiL kLePT (c) 2003.

"You think you're the shit, but you're just a fucking jizzhead."

by Kate April 28, 2004

jizzadoodle

Sperm covered shit. Jizz all up in the poop shoot; similar to a chocolate yodel.

There were jizzadoodles on the floor after he got a blumpkin.

by NottyGirlTerri July 22, 2007

Jizzhammer

Male reproductive organ. Used for copulation and urination, but never simultaneously.

"Dude! I could hear you peeing in the other room. You're really working the old jizzhammer today!"

"I know I'm walking funny today, but he totally nailed me hard with the jizzhammer last night."

by marecia August 17, 2011

jizzwad

n. A person who is likened to a globular compound of spent semen.

Man, Ian really is a jizzwad. I wish he'd stop being such a cuntox assclown fucktard, the jizzwad that he is.

by Peter December 10, 2003

jizzado

left over or dried up seamen.

dried crust of jizzado (jizz) on chick vagina lips after a botched pull out!!! ejaculate

by Jake the snake carney January 16, 2008