Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
jizette
An annoying little white girl
Related Words
jizette
jizette
Hugh Jidette
The fictitious not-tied-to-any-party clown who's already running for President and hopes to bury our kids, grandkids, and great-grandkids with $13 trillion-and-counting in debt that can never be paid off.
As seen on TV commercials and facebook.
As seen on TV commercials and facebook.
Political Ad: "Want massive spending? More government waste? More welfare and bureaucracy? More huge debt? Then vote Hugh Jidette for President in 2012!!!"
Hugh Jidette by dookeyboy December 7, 2010
Jozette
n. my best friend. the one you can count on, anytime. the one you tell who you like, and the one you go to thrift stores with. the one who doesn't mind what people think of her, but is a total sex magnet.
You wish you were a Jozette!
Jozette by the Ash-a-nater February 3, 2005
jinette
1. noun. a small human-like mythical creature with the ability to fly rapidly from one place to another and stop in mid-air. This creature is believed to communicate insignificant things about the future in coded messages, by using their light emitting arms. The fly path depends on its mood. When happy the fly path is in the form of a capital letter E in cursive, when upset or furious they fly in the form of a middle finger. When hungry the fly-path is inconsistent, or if they crave a certain type of food they will spell the first letter in it. ex T for tacos. The Jinetti are indigenous to Finland, and fly for their 10 month winter to Mexico or where ever it suits them. Few have seen the mating rituals of the jinete, the ones who have, claim it is the most erotic thing they have seen in their mythical mating observation careers. However the fact that these observers believe in mythical creatures, makes that claim useless. Tinkerbelle and other similar characters are based on the Jinette.
2. Jinete- spanish for a person who rides a horse while skillfully maneuvering it.
3. verb. to move about rapidly to different locations with one clear goal in mind, and leaving a trail of your purpose everywhere, or making sure everyone knows about it.
4. verb. to let someone know something about your feelings or purpose, by using everything in your power except words or written language.
2. Jinete- spanish for a person who rides a horse while skillfully maneuvering it.
3. verb. to move about rapidly to different locations with one clear goal in mind, and leaving a trail of your purpose everywhere, or making sure everyone knows about it.
4. verb. to let someone know something about your feelings or purpose, by using everything in your power except words or written language.
The political candidate running for council, jinetted the neighborhood with signs and posters. Ex. Person a says “I’ve been trying to jinette you all this time, but you didn’t get it.” Person b replies “ why didn’t you just tell me?” then person a frustratingly says“Sometimes you just don’t jinette it” (then walks away in a middle finger path).
jinette by Alakran Azul March 1, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.