Jizz-Jacket
Jizz-Jacket by Max Benson January 11, 2009
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Jizz Jacket
A "Jizz Jacket" is what one would call an epic whore. This person is a straight up slut, and should not be trusted because she is an epic whore. The term "Jizz Jacket" is perfection in a hand basket to use on any of your skanky, ho friends.
Jizz Jacket by VeronicaHill October 17, 2010
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jizz jacket
A comforter/bedspread/quilt/blanket in a motel room. Since they are rarely washed, they are full of jizz.
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Spicy equivalent of destroy dick december, when you jack off into a jacket every day and on the last day you are obligated to wear it.
jizz jacket june by Vlasta February 20, 2021
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