Jizz Stack
An unusually high or large wager at a poker table, usually using all of ones chips. Refers to blowing ones load with money.
Jizz Stack by x BILKO x August 23, 2016
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Jizz Sack
1. Balls; A Boy's Junk; Testicles
2. A Really Stupid Person; A Dumbass.
*Often Associated With a Jizz Stick*
2. A Really Stupid Person; A Dumbass.
*Often Associated With a Jizz Stick*
Jizz Sack by nYmPhOgUrL April 3, 2010
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Jizz Stack • Jizz Sack • jizzstache • Jizzsmacka • Jizzstickle • jizz stick • jizz stach • jizz stocking • jizz bomb • jizz mopper
Jizzstickle
1. As Neno stood across the room she looked over just in time to see him raise his shirt revealing his toned Abs, she was hit hard by a Jizzstickle.
2. As she whispered sweet nothings into Richie's ear, he couldn't help but Jizzstickle.
2. As she whispered sweet nothings into Richie's ear, he couldn't help but Jizzstickle.
Jizzstickle by Richurtz August 14, 2015
Jizzsmacka
Jizzsmacka by Oh Desu June 28, 2005
Jizzstache
When a guy ejaculates onto a women's face and it goes above her lip, taking the form of a white moustache. Clean Sanchez.
Guy: hey you got something on your face.
Girl: what, do I got milk?
Guy: you got jizz.
Girl: damnit, why'd you give me a jizzstache!
Girl: what, do I got milk?
Guy: you got jizz.
Girl: damnit, why'd you give me a jizzstache!
Jizzstache by Hugh jurection December 16, 2011
jizzstache
When you finish giving someone a blow job, then when they cum, it lands on your face making the jizz look like a mustache.
Your mom after she gives your dad head, and she says she was drinking milk, or brushing her teeth. It really is a jizzstache.
jizzstache by Minihandss May 2, 2010
jizzstick
jizzstick by jizztastic_jizzer January 11, 2011
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