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Jizz Stack 

An unusually high or large wager at a poker table, usually using all of ones chips. Refers to blowing ones load with money.
I call your bluff and raise you this jizz stack.
Jizz Stack by x BILKO x August 23, 2016
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Jizz Sack 

1. Balls; A Boy's Junk; Testicles

2. A Really Stupid Person; A Dumbass.

*Often Associated With a Jizz Stick*
1. He likes it when you cup your hand around his jizz sack.

2. He's such a jizz sack.
Jizz Sack by nYmPhOgUrL April 3, 2010

Jizzstickle 

When your body goes into a frenzy of tingles; also known as a Shiver of excitement. ;)
1. As Neno stood across the room she looked over just in time to see him raise his shirt revealing his toned Abs, she was hit hard by a Jizzstickle.

2. As she whispered sweet nothings into Richie's ear, he couldn't help but Jizzstickle.
Jizzstickle by Richurtz August 14, 2015

Jizzsmacka 

I slang term used to describe a chronic masturbator.
Fred is such a jizzsmacka, he watches porn all day.
Jizzsmacka by Oh Desu June 28, 2005

Jizzstache 

When a guy ejaculates onto a women's face and it goes above her lip, taking the form of a white moustache. Clean Sanchez.
Guy: hey you got something on your face.
Girl: what, do I got milk?
Guy: you got jizz.
Girl: damnit, why'd you give me a jizzstache!
Jizzstache by Hugh jurection December 16, 2011

jizzstache 

When you finish giving someone a blow job, then when they cum, it lands on your face making the jizz look like a mustache.
Your mom after she gives your dad head, and she says she was drinking milk, or brushing her teeth. It really is a jizzstache.
jizzstache by Minihandss May 2, 2010

jizzstick 

1) A person characterized by the properties of semen.
2) A stick on which one jizzes.
Pablo: Did you hear about Rodney? He is made of semen.
Chad: What a jizzstick.
jizzstick by jizztastic_jizzer January 11, 2011
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