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jizzpickle 

Possibly the funniest, most racist/inappropriate/epic twitter user ever. Constantly trolling basically anybody who comes in contact with him. Known for brutally horrible tweets, usually containing content pertaining to racism, incest, sex, rape, drugs, murder, abortion, etc.
"Dude, did you check jizzpickle's timeline?" "Yeah man, that shit is fucked up!"
jizzpickle by backhair April 12, 2010

Jizzticle 

the act of ejactulating all over ones balls
Hotgirl "hi bigboy"
Chet "fuck! ive just jizzticled myself"
Jizzticle by BIGDAVESUPERFUN January 22, 2009

Jizzstickle 

When your body goes into a frenzy of tingles; also known as a Shiver of excitement. ;)
1. As Neno stood across the room she looked over just in time to see him raise his shirt revealing his toned Abs, she was hit hard by a Jizzstickle.

2. As she whispered sweet nothings into Richie's ear, he couldn't help but Jizzstickle.
Jizzstickle by Richurtz August 14, 2015

jizz stick 

penis, dick, cock; espcecially when erect
My girlfriend wants the jizz stick all the time.
jizz stick by Nico Naco May 1, 2004

jizzflicker

Jizzflicker is a guy who has his own website and writes blogs. He got the name because he was wanking off in the changing rooms and he flicks it to see how far it gets, just as he flicked it, his friends came in and it was sizzling on the light bulb, he was called jizzflicker since that day.
A man who flicks his dick as he ejaculates is a jizzflicker by name.
jizzflicker by Jizzflicker January 10, 2008

Jizzsmacka 

I slang term used to describe a chronic masturbator.
Fred is such a jizzsmacka, he watches porn all day.
Jizzsmacka by Oh Desu June 28, 2005
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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