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Jizz Fest 

A male get together where cum is spilled repeatedly by each individual as a result of the masturbation appeal of a shown porno flick.
Paul invited his friends over for a jizz fest because of the illegal channels that his tv possesed
Jizz Fest by Ike February 16, 2005

jolly jizz festival

An expression used to describe a gathering of male homosexuals. Usually involving the wearing of colorful costumes and mind altering club drugs.

A jolly jizz festival, is the ideal setting for homosexual acceptance.

All homosexuals and their supportive hetero counterparts are welcome to participate. Jolly jizz festivals are the target of varying degrees of hate speech and anti gay protesting.
"Hey Timothy!! Oooo..! Lookie there! It's a great big jolly jizz festival! Gimme some party and play and lets go-oh!"

Or

"Steer clear of that jolly jizz festival David, you know how much God hates queers! We wouldn't want anything rubbing off on you now would we?"
jolly jizz festival by itisivon September 5, 2009

Jizz festival 

A jizz festival is where a whole bunch of gay dude have a orgy wit eachother and they have quote on quote anal sex
Hey did u here about that jizz festival
Jizz festival by Turkey_tits69 December 30, 2019

potato pancake jizzfest 

The act of filling Mr. Potato Head with cum, and then pouring it over a nice stack of flapjacks that you have cooked for your loved ones.
Dad: Hey kids! It's Saturday! Time for potato pancake jizzfest!!!

jizzfest 

A term used by men to describe a fun party/ event that they are looking forward to. Also referring to a fun all male experience.
"It's going to be a jizzfest!"
jizzfest by shannaneeenn March 24, 2009

jizzfest 

A sexual experience involving several male participants and one or two female participants, in which the female recieves a huge amount of jizz to the face.
God Derek! That was an amazing jizzfest, did you see how much jizz she had on her tits and face and arse and head. Jesus there was loads of jizz. Jizz everywhere, even in her hair. What a jizzfest

Your right Cuthbert, shitloads of jizz.
jizzfest by Jizzle McJizzmiester March 13, 2005
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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