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jizzfest 

A sexual experience involving several male participants and one or two female participants, in which the female recieves a huge amount of jizz to the face.
God Derek! That was an amazing jizzfest, did you see how much jizz she had on her tits and face and arse and head. Jesus there was loads of jizz. Jizz everywhere, even in her hair. What a jizzfest

Your right Cuthbert, shitloads of jizz.
jizzfest by Jizzle McJizzmiester March 13, 2005

jizzfest 

when 3 or more guys gang up and jizz into each others mouth then tie down a gypsy and burn her. its very spiritual and a part of becoming a man
man 1: hey man, had a jizzfest yesterday!
boy 2: ahh i havent had mine yet.. so im still a boy
man 1: ohh haha good luck when it happens
jizzfest by mirraboy January 26, 2011

potato pancake jizzfest 

The act of filling Mr. Potato Head with cum, and then pouring it over a nice stack of flapjacks that you have cooked for your loved ones.
Dad: Hey kids! It's Saturday! Time for potato pancake jizzfest!!!

Jizz Fest 

A sexual ritual consisting of multiple men blowing their loads on some trick ass beeyotch.
I went to my friend's house for a party, and wound up getting in on a hell of a jizz fest with this drunk bitch.
Jizz Fest by Mr. North May 8, 2006

jizzlestick 

1)Someone obsessed with the nicknames involved in The University Of Sheffield Hockey Club.

2)A sexual act involving a chicken.

see also Dillip Dhillon
'I can't believe that Jizzlestick got off with Pogo!'
jizzlestick by Vivek Balachander February 7, 2008

Jizz Fest 

A male get together where cum is spilled repeatedly by each individual as a result of the masturbation appeal of a shown porno flick.
Paul invited his friends over for a jizz fest because of the illegal channels that his tv possesed
Jizz Fest by Ike February 16, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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