jizm
jizm by urban pervert February 17, 2003
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jizm
(1) A gooey translucent liquid substance that cums from a males penis. Homosexuals and slappers love the taste
(2) A great word to yell out a car window
(3) The substance referred to in (1), that burns with an awful smell when brothels burn down
(2) A great word to yell out a car window
(3) The substance referred to in (1), that burns with an awful smell when brothels burn down
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jizm
A religion created by the God of Jizm whereby if you join you have the right to do nothing. Also the wonder of Jizm shall be revealed being, standing an empty lucozade bottle up normally then just tapping the top making it fall down, whereupon it performs a complete somersault & goes in a complete circle.
jizm bomb
jizm bomb by MS The Fast Whitey February 19, 2007
jizm bomb
jizm bomb by Mitchell Kurt February 19, 2007
Jizm McGee
1. Way to go Jizm McGee...you made the family proud!
2. Hey look fellas, there goes Jizm McGee for ya!!!
2. Hey look fellas, there goes Jizm McGee for ya!!!
Jizm McGee by Clevis McFarland April 7, 2004
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