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semen. The stuff that comes out of your penis during a cum shot.

Britney Spears was found unconscious and covered with jizm all over her naked body.

jizm by urban pervert February 17, 2003

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jizm

(1) A gooey translucent liquid substance that cums from a males penis. Homosexuals and slappers love the taste
(2) A great word to yell out a car window
(3) The substance referred to in (1), that burns with an awful smell when brothels burn down

(1) Oliver that homo was drinking a jizm slurpy, he sucked that guy dry
That damn slapper, she was sucking jizm all night long

(2) Jizzzuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

(3) Ooooh, I hate the smell of sizzling jizm

jizm by Mr Jones April 25, 2005

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jizm

A religion created by the God of Jizm whereby if you join you have the right to do nothing. Also the wonder of Jizm shall be revealed being, standing an empty lucozade bottle up normally then just tapping the top making it fall down, whereupon it performs a complete somersault & goes in a complete circle.

Teacher: Do Your Homework!!
Student: No it's against my religion of jizm!

jizm by Lizm October 2, 2007

jizm bomb

A very large amount of semen ejaculated from the penis. A big ass load of cum shot out the penis.

I dropped a jizm bomb on your mom last night!

jizm bomb by MS The Fast Whitey February 19, 2007

jizm bomb

A big ass load of cum ejaculated from the penis. A whole lot of cum.

I dropped a jizm bomb all over your mom.

jizm bomb by Mitchell Kurt February 19, 2007

jizm lips

Cock master, one who enjoys the feeling of male seed.

Hey, why you lookin' like you sucked a dick? Freakin' jizm lips!

jizm lips by your name August 10, 2003

Jizm McGee

1. A person who during sex ejaculates prematurely.

2. A doof, queef, dumbass.

1. Way to go Jizm McGee...you made the family proud!

2. Hey look fellas, there goes Jizm McGee for ya!!!

Jizm McGee by Clevis McFarland April 7, 2004

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

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