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Someone so sexually attractive they compel another person to orgasm
Omg girl that guy jayen was so jizmic.i had to change my underwear multiple times
Jizmic by Fuknuzallup December 16, 2018
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A horrible messy orgasm involving huge amounts of expelled bodily fluids. Can be done by either male or female.
Peter North doesn't just cum on you, he leaves you with a jizmuck.

She made me so hard, I couldn't help but jizmuck all over her.

I was so embarrassed, I jizmucked all over the bed and ended up sleeping on the couch.

My vibrator makes me jizmuck everytime!
Jizmuck by DMonkage December 14, 2013
Jesus + Physics = Jizzics
When Jesus walked on water he didn't defy the law of physics he obeyed the law of jizzics.
jizzics by polish penitrator October 19, 2010
to work your sexual magic
you get with that girl last night man? yeaaa i worked my jizzic
jizzic by daniel45455445y May 31, 2009
A name given to girls named "Jessica" who enjoy the habits of oral sex.
ex 1)
Jess- Oh, Collin, what's up?
Collin- DUDES I just met a Jizzica!

ex 2) Jess- Hey, guess what happened last night.
Person 2- Do I even have to, Jizzica?
jizzica by kreuton December 15, 2008
A cum loving coke sniffing whore with the name Jessica, who you can text to come over if you didn't find any girls in a club.
Max: that was a dry night at the club.

Mus: wait we can still text Jizzica, get your coke bags ready.
Jizzica by Nashi-washi March 7, 2019
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