4 definitions by Mr Jones

Johnny Nally. Known as Prophet for his insightful comments and observations.
When he said: 'Daniel is Desmo's anal poker, his chode smoker, the blackjack and stumpy joker'
by Mr Jones April 26, 2005
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(1) A gooey translucent liquid substance that cums from a males penis. Homosexuals and slappers love the taste
(2) A great word to yell out a car window
(3) The substance referred to in (1), that burns with an awful smell when brothels burn down
(1) Oliver that homo was drinking a jizm slurpy, he sucked that guy dry
That damn slapper, she was sucking jizm all night long

(2) Jizzzuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

(3) Ooooh, I hate the smell of sizzling jizm
by Mr Jones April 26, 2005
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Commonly referred to as Ils. A girl named Ilva tends to have a mysterious and complex personality. Ilva often turns to hip hop and rap to find the answers to her questions. Being mostly nice to people Ilva also has a dark side due to her previous life as a gangster. A girl of many faces. Though she will claim she loves Guns n Roses she secretly adores Taylor Swift. A girl named Ilva usually hates vegetables but loves plants and personalised pjs. Hopes to one day become the president of Latvia.
That Ils (Ilva) cray
by Mr Jones November 13, 2017
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Also known as a 'Hopo'

To forcibly insert your finger in somebody's anus. (As originally performed by Rugby League player John Hopoate).
that poof was trying to give him a hopo!
by Mr Jones April 26, 2005
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