4 definitions by Mr Jones
(1) A gooey translucent liquid substance that cums from a males penis. Homosexuals and slappers love the taste
(2) A great word to yell out a car window
(3) The substance referred to in (1), that burns with an awful smell when brothels burn down
(2) A great word to yell out a car window
(3) The substance referred to in (1), that burns with an awful smell when brothels burn down
(1) Oliver that homo was drinking a jizm slurpy, he sucked that guy dry
That damn slapper, she was sucking jizm all night long
(2) Jizzzuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
(3) Ooooh, I hate the smell of sizzling jizm
That damn slapper, she was sucking jizm all night long
(2) Jizzzuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
(3) Ooooh, I hate the smell of sizzling jizm
by Mr Jones April 26, 2005
by Mr Jones April 26, 2005
Also known as a 'Hopo'
To forcibly insert your finger in somebody's anus. (As originally performed by Rugby League player John Hopoate).
To forcibly insert your finger in somebody's anus. (As originally performed by Rugby League player John Hopoate).
by Mr Jones April 26, 2005
Commonly referred to as Ils. A girl named Ilva tends to have a mysterious and complex personality. Ilva often turns to hip hop and rap to find the answers to her questions. Being mostly nice to people Ilva also has a dark side due to her previous life as a gangster. A girl of many faces. Though she will claim she loves Guns n Roses she secretly adores Taylor Swift. A girl named Ilva usually hates vegetables but loves plants and personalised pjs. Hopes to one day become the president of Latvia.
by Mr Jones November 13, 2017