Jizmgasm

Word derived from the combination of the slang word jizz and normal word orgasm. Usually used as a slang word.

1) Noun - (To have a...) The peak climax of sexual intercourse {see orgasm}. Used in the same way as the normal noun 'orgasm'.

2) Verb - (To...) {Slang} To ejaculate on an object, named in the sentence.

3) Verb(2) - (To...) {Slang} To use the force of a particularly violent ejaculation to reach an inaccessible place.

1) Person 1: "Oh, I had a massive jizmgasm last night!"

2) Person 1: "Yeah, I jizmgasmed her last night."

3) Person 1: "We need to change the channel, but we've lost the remote!"
Person 2: "That's okay, I'll jizmgasm the button."

Jizmgasm by Chenmeister July 15, 2009

Jizmgasm

a must-use noun for certain people at least three times every 5 mins, meaning to ejaculate or any other word/noun phrase. often abbreviated to jizm.

chodeyy:wuu2?

chodemeister:i'm on jizm with my jizmgasm while watching jizmgasm and eating jizmgasmed jizm with sprinkled jizm.

chodeyy:...okay

Jizmgasm by chodeyy August 5, 2009

Jizzgasmic 

A highly pleasing feeling, or something that looks amazingly good.

OMG his face is Jizzgasmic.
Hot Shakeaholics are jizzgasmic

Jizzgasmic by sexymalteaser January 16, 2010

jizzgasm 

shooting jizzy streams out of the pen0r during a state of heightened sexual pleasure. jizzgasms are usually accompanied by groans and/or convulsions and could be a result of mansechs, buttsechs, or any other type of sechs. (see also, snoodling and felching)

i just busted a redonkulous, gigantic jizzgasm al in that bitchs mouth and hair, and now she better get some spermicide in that shit or her little jailbait cumguzzling jizzpuppet cockflute is gonna have some fucking sperm in her bloodstream, BEEEATCH!

jizzgasm by gdk cockgleamer September 29, 2005

jizzgasm 

A large expulsion of male ejaculate, orgasm.

I jizzgasmed all over that slut-ass ho's face, dawg.

jizzgasm by Tyson Holstein April 24, 2003

Jizzgasm 

to jizz like a wildebeest during an orgasm; sometimes referred to as dropping a bucket of white paint

*after a jizzgasm* dude did somebody drop a bucket of white paint? ummm....yeah. They went....that way. O_O better go get them. o.O...>.>....o.e......BITCH GO GET THEM!

Jizzgasm by Chuck Lee Bobby February 8, 2010

Jizzgasm 

1.the self-explanatory word for the male orgasm
2. projectile ejaculate; explosive expulsion of semen
3. a big mess

" Clean up! Your room looks like a big jizzgasm! "

Jizzgasm by Oprah's Vagina May 23, 2006