JinLin

JinLin is one of a kind. Rare to find, also rare to be with. She will always be your number one supporter, and will always be there for you. So when you meet a JinLin, make sure to be friends with them! JinLin always smells like flowers and they are so sweet!

1: hey..is that JinLin? should we go and say hi to her? maybe we can become friends with her too..
2: omg! ofc why shouldn’t we? i heard JinLin is taken tho..thats pretty obvious tho. shes so pretty! plus she always smells like flowers…

JinLin by imsuchabaddieyomomma March 1, 2022

jingling the change 

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?

Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!

jingling the change by Allah Hottie January 11, 2010

Jilling-off 

Jilling-off is a slang term for female masturbation. Jilling-off is the female equivalent of a male jacking-off.

I learned to start knocking after I walked in on my roommate, violently jilling-off with her vibrator.

Jilling-off by Melancholy Babydoll September 14, 2016

jilling off 

The feminine version of jacking off

Gabriella was in her room jilling off.

jilling off by whatadickhead August 4, 2016

Jillin Off

1. The female term for jacking off.

1. It was so hot when I caught my girlfriend jillin off.

2. Emily and Jaime jilled off together. Past tense

Jillin Off by Jaimegirl007 October 14, 2017

JinLong

The hottest guy in the town

David Beckham is England's JinLong

JinLong by LongKia November 14, 2020

Jinping Pox 

COVID-19 pandemic

Believed to be initially spread by a fart after a certain dumbass asian ate some infected bat soup & farted. The first ever human to human transmission is believed to have occurred when his attendant happened to have sniffed the infected fart.

Jinping Pox has not yet been eradicated

Jinping Pox by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020