Jinling

a girl who is shy and quiet. Cunning at times. Can be known as cute and like an angel. Not that smart at first but results would shoot up suddenly. She can be talkative at times. She would be a successful person in the future. she is secretive so if she tells you a secret, you are her best friend in the world! she can be down suddenly and ignore you when she feels angry. she can be easily jealous. This means you shouldn't boast around her.

Jinling is like an angel from the heavens!
why is that girl ignoring me? such a jinling!

Jinling by MR.NOODLE March 23, 2021

jingling the change 

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?

Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!

jingling the change by Allah Hottie January 11, 2010

Jilling-off 

Jilling-off is a slang term for female masturbation. Jilling-off is the female equivalent of a male jacking-off.

I learned to start knocking after I walked in on my roommate, violently jilling-off with her vibrator.

Jilling-off by Melancholy Babydoll September 14, 2016

jilling off 

The feminine version of jacking off

Gabriella was in her room jilling off.

jilling off by whatadickhead August 4, 2016

JinLong

The hottest guy in the town

David Beckham is England's JinLong

JinLong by LongKia November 14, 2020

Jinping Pox 

COVID-19 pandemic

Believed to be initially spread by a fart after a certain dumbass asian ate some infected bat soup & farted. The first ever human to human transmission is believed to have occurred when his attendant happened to have sniffed the infected fart.

Jinping Pox has not yet been eradicated

Jinping Pox by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

The Foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping 

America as a nation defined in a single word

"It what I've long said, America's a nation that can be defined in a single word... The foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping" - Joe Biden

The Foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping by SadCrybby420 April 27, 2022