Jimmy Dean’d 

When the promise of being met with the aroma of fresh cooked family breakfast after a night of drinking is followed through with undercooked Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches; which are somehow burnt yet still frozen at the same time.

When a high expectation is met with dismal follow through.

Rented a sick Airbnb in Chicago with some friends, but when I arrived everything was broken…ugh Jimmy Dean’d again!

Jimmy Dean’d by Sallycat July 6, 2023

Jimmy Dean Delight 

Waking up a partner via sexual arousal.

My girlfriend woke me up this morning with a Jimmy Dean Delight.

Jimmy Dean Delight by Johan Schmidt May 30, 2008

jimmy dean fat dick 

Jimmy Dean makes big sausages, so some one with a Jimmy Dean fat dick has a fat dick.

Juan Pablo has a Jimmy Dean fat dick!

jimmy dean fat dick by Juan Pablo Jenkins cox November 14, 2019

Jimmy Dean convention 

A social event with far more males in attendance than females, i.e. a sausage-fest.

We went to the bar last night and it was like a damned Jimmy Dean convention in there.

Jimmy Dean convention by Count de Monet April 3, 2009

Jimmy Dean Fleshlight

Masturbating with a tube of fresh, ground pork sausage. Provides that incredible skin to skin feel.

Performed first by cutting an end off the sausage tube exposing the moist pink meat. Then, carefully hollowing out a small canal in the middle of the tube and setting this spare meat aside. After that, slide the tube down over the erect, turgid penis and work that throbbing knob by maneuvering the meat tube up and down the shaft vigorously until climax.

As with all raw meats, please practice appropriate food safety.

The sausage, while likely to look like a ragged whore’s pussy when done, may be saved and served for a extra hearty breakfast if desired.

My pubes were filled with raw sausage after I did the Jimmy Dean fleshlight last night but it was so lifelike I’m going to do it again tonight. The Kroger had it on sale BOGO.

Jimmy Dean Fleshlight by Dick Onchin December 8, 2020

Jimmy Dean 

Used in place of ATM or Ass to Mouth for anal sex followed by oral. In other words, "brown and serve".

"you ready for a little Jimmy Dean action?"
"what's that"
"brown and serve baby, brown and serve"

Jimmy Dean by Narfle T. Garthok February 22, 2009

Jimmy dean lube 

When someone uses a sticky or syrupy substance as lube, Example: Superglue, Maple Syrup, Sausage Grease, Elmer's Glue, Gorilla Glue, Spit, Cum, Tar, Smoothie, Pancake Batter, etc.

Amon Gus: Hey man, did you score last night or what?
DN: Nah man she had Jimmy Dean Lube, it got stuck.

Jimmy dean lube by Arch Ytpetay May 5, 2021