Jilmping

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The act of inverting your penis out your anus and tugging until climax completion.

“I’m bored, I think I’m going to start jilmping”

Jilmping by jelqingmassa801 March 16, 2024

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Jimping

Notches down the spine of a blade created to provide grip on a knife beyond the bolster. Many knives, especially pocket knives, have very shallow or widely spaced non-functional notches that are used solely for aesthetic purposes.

Ontario Rats, SOG Seal knives, Kershaw Rogue all have jimping

Jimping by Dead Lemonz August 9, 2010

Related Words

Jilmping • Jimping

Jimping

A combination of "Jimp" and "simping" where Jimp means Jizzing in my pants and simp is to fawn over someone without anything in return: to be so excited and happy for something/someone that you could jizz in your pants

I got this cool new vacuum for my car and I am jimping!

Jimping by Frijolerocontetas April 6, 2021

Jimping

When you’re literally such a bitch for your girl you spend every second of everyday beckoning to her every command

Freddie was totally jimping with his girl today

Jimping by quack quack your opinion wack February 16, 2020

Jimping

Jimping is the act of jumping up while jipping. When a male reaches the point of orgasm and is about to cum he jumps up to get an adrenaline rush as well as the pleasure of ejaculation!

Man i had a killer wank last night! I jimped and all

Man, i need to try jimping!!!

Nah man its graaaannnndd

Jimping by Jimper9000 September 24, 2009

Jimping

One who drinks coffee, plays the guitar, and smokes cigarettes...

Oh shit, its Jimping. whats up man?

Jimping by Toekzy McVeigh December 15, 2004

jimping

this basically means jizz in my pants, I'm jizzing in my pants.

This is acronym

J-jizz
I- in

M- my

P- pants

relates to awesome song jizz in my pants

Hey bro, I'm so jimping over that girl

bro i just ate a grape and im jimpin

jimping by jimpin May 29, 2022

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026