jiggets
Used to define a large Black man... ala Dan Jiggets of Chicago's Comcast Sports Net. Former Chicago Bear
jiggets by leprechaun March 20, 2005
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jiggets • in jiggets • jiggers • jiglets • jiggens • Jiggits • Jiggersaw • Jiggerspick • jiggersprout • jiggetycrap
in jiggets
In abso-fucking-lute AGONY, esp. after night of excessive drinking, romping, or being kicked in the crotchal area for some reason.
Man wakes up with fuckin' sore head after night of excessive drinking: "Oh sweet jaaaaaaaayyyyyysus man me bleeeeeeeeedin' jaysus head's fuckin' in jiggets".
Man wakes up with fuckin' sore crotchal area after night of excessive romping: "Oh sweet jaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyysus man me bleeeeeeedin' knob is fuckin' bleeeeeeeeeeeedin' and me balls! Jaaaayyys me bleeeeeeeeeedin' balls it's loik I got the fuckin' trush man! Fuckin' trush man! Jaaaayyyyys I knew that one's fuckin' flaps were too bleeeeeeeedin' scabby jaaaaayyyyysus I'm in jiggets! Fuckin' jiggets!".
Man wakes up with fuckin' sore crotchal area after night of excessive being kicked in the crotchal area for some reason: "OH JAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYSUS MAN ME FUCKIN' JAYSUSIN' BLEEDIN' CUNTIN' BAAAAAAALLLLLLLS JAYSUS MAN WHAT IN THE NAME A JAAAAAAAYYYYYSUS THEY'RE ALL FUCKIN' JAYSUS BLUE AND FUCKIN' SIZE A JAYSUS TENNIS BALLS FOR FUCK'S SAAAAAAAAAKE JAAAAAAAAYYYYYSUS ALL I DID WAS TELL HER THAT HER BLEEEEEEEEEDIN' FLAPS WERE TOO SCABBY! I'M IN JIGGETS! FUCKIN' JAYSUS JIGGETS!"
Man wakes up with fuckin' sore crotchal area after night of excessive romping: "Oh sweet jaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyysus man me bleeeeeeedin' knob is fuckin' bleeeeeeeeeeeedin' and me balls! Jaaaayyys me bleeeeeeeeeedin' balls it's loik I got the fuckin' trush man! Fuckin' trush man! Jaaaayyyyys I knew that one's fuckin' flaps were too bleeeeeeeedin' scabby jaaaaayyyyysus I'm in jiggets! Fuckin' jiggets!".
Man wakes up with fuckin' sore crotchal area after night of excessive being kicked in the crotchal area for some reason: "OH JAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYSUS MAN ME FUCKIN' JAYSUSIN' BLEEDIN' CUNTIN' BAAAAAAALLLLLLLS JAYSUS MAN WHAT IN THE NAME A JAAAAAAAYYYYYSUS THEY'RE ALL FUCKIN' JAYSUS BLUE AND FUCKIN' SIZE A JAYSUS TENNIS BALLS FOR FUCK'S SAAAAAAAAAKE JAAAAAAAAYYYYYSUS ALL I DID WAS TELL HER THAT HER BLEEEEEEEEEDIN' FLAPS WERE TOO SCABBY! I'M IN JIGGETS! FUCKIN' JAYSUS JIGGETS!"
in jiggets by Definitely not Joe anyway! January 17, 2008
hold jiggers
hold jiggers by AlstottsNo1Fan November 27, 2007
holding jiggers
A prison slang term for watching out for guards while another inmate is involved in an activity that is against the rules. Also known as "posted up."
holding jiggers by james mcdabby October 22, 2015
Jiggits
Jiggersaw
When something is just messed up.
Word Origin: 2nd Platoon Alpha Company 1/330th Infantry Battalion Fort Benning, Georgia
summer of '09
Word Origin: 2nd Platoon Alpha Company 1/330th Infantry Battalion Fort Benning, Georgia
summer of '09
Jiggersaw by Army Basic Grad September 2, 2009
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