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Jabass
Similar in nature to a "jackass", but more of a limp-wristed jackass. A prime example of a jabass would be Andy Dick. Absolutely obnoxious, annoying, not funny and flamingly gay.
"Hey man, did you see Andy Dick on Conan O'Brien last night?"
"Why would I subject myself to that guy's so-called hilarity. He's a jabass and so are you for liking him."
"Why would I subject myself to that guy's so-called hilarity. He's a jabass and so are you for liking him."
Jabass by Antler Duffelbag January 31, 2009
Jizass
A term that can take on multiple meanings
1) An endearing term that can be used to define one of your friends who can sometimes be an idiot. Synonymous with clown
2)A total dochebag, who routinely makes an ass of himself. Used for people you have little tolerance for, even if at times their ineptitude at life can be somewhat amusing.
1) An endearing term that can be used to define one of your friends who can sometimes be an idiot. Synonymous with clown
2)A total dochebag, who routinely makes an ass of himself. Used for people you have little tolerance for, even if at times their ineptitude at life can be somewhat amusing.
1) Yeah that guy over there parading around, making dumb jokes is my friend. He's such a jizass.
2) Wait you thought that guy was funny? I thought he was a total jizass, I didn't like him.
2) Wait you thought that guy was funny? I thought he was a total jizass, I didn't like him.
Jizass by The ultimate jizass April 22, 2009
Jbass
Jbass by Stevie kestrel April 19, 2008
Jib Ass
- A young looking girl, usually 18-26, she may look 20 or 21, but is probably a little older.
- A girl who has a tight little body, nice firm attributes with some curves but nothing over the top.
-A girl with a classic petite body type.
-Can also be referred to as Jib only, to avoid the girl actually know your talking about her. (Great for yelling in bars/stores/malls etc without them knowing your referring to them and in essence saying "you look good".
- A girl who has a tight little body, nice firm attributes with some curves but nothing over the top.
-A girl with a classic petite body type.
-Can also be referred to as Jib only, to avoid the girl actually know your talking about her. (Great for yelling in bars/stores/malls etc without them knowing your referring to them and in essence saying "you look good".
jabasshole
the combinaiton of Jeu ( slang for you) and a bass fishing boat operated improperly on a privet lake.
today i was wakeboarding and a jabasshole not only came too close to the bow, but also was flying at about 60mph. He compeltly distroyed the glass on the lake. Then he stopen right in the middle of the ski line.
jabasshole by Jason Phurfy January 12, 2009
Jipass
"That statement is jipass"
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.