When someone tries to spell something correctly but instead spams random ass characters for no fucking reason, its often annoying and extremely excessive. So if you see someone spamminggibberish or random ass characters, all you have to say is GIBBERSHIT.
Person 1: I can-aishyedoq49287349hdoiuhasjkdhgoasudlais
Person 2: GIBBERSHIT
Person 3: What the fuck
When someone cant describe something through words because the subject is too awesome to handle. This is done through text usually, but when used in person the result is ending up making everoyne laugh and/or look at you crazy.
Person one: Hows the book going?
Person two: hfjdfdgdgfdsgjfgdfyefhg<---thats how the books going
Person one: This is awesome. Its like hdfjkhfjfh
Person two: Really? Gibbershly good?
News reporter: Well all i can say on this matter is hfjsdhfhf
Someone at home on the couch: LOL Was that for real?? *laughs*
The act of texting random Jibberish while driving in commute traffic, effectively rear ending one car, forcing that car in to two other cars, causing a four car pileup and you end up shitting your pants in the end.
"Jenny caused a four car pile up the other day while jibbershitting."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!