When someone tries to spell something correctly but instead spams random ass characters for no fucking reason, its often annoying and extremely excessive. So if you see someone spamminggibberish or random ass characters, all you have to say is GIBBERSHIT.
Person 1: I can-aishyedoq49287349hdoiuhasjkdhgoasudlais
Person 2: GIBBERSHIT
Person 3: What the fuck
When someone cant describe something through words because the subject is too awesome to handle. This is done through text usually, but when used in person the result is ending up making everoyne laugh and/or look at you crazy.
Person one: Hows the book going?
Person two: hfjdfdgdgfdsgjfgdfyefhg<---thats how the books going
Person one: This is awesome. Its like hdfjkhfjfh
Person two: Really? Gibbershly good?
News reporter: Well all i can say on this matter is hfjsdhfhf
Someone at home on the couch: LOL Was that for real?? *laughs*
The act of texting random Jibberish while driving in commute traffic, effectively rear ending one car, forcing that car in to two other cars, causing a four car pileup and you end up shitting your pants in the end.
"Jenny caused a four car pile up the other day while jibbershitting."
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*