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Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka? 

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.
Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?
Has the biggest penis. He will beat you in any sword fight.
Person 1: Look at his bulge! It’s huge!!

Person 2: What a Jiatao.
jiatao by BingBongAsian October 20, 2019
An absolute playboy. He just cannot help it. He plays a girls heart and leads her on for multiple days before shattering her heart in dramatic fashion. If you meet a Jiakai, do not start a relationship with him or you will regret it. Also, he is a bit autistic but thats because of his pills.
Faith: Why did you leave me!

Jiakai: I cant help it im a playboy

Fatih : *cries*

Jiakai *doesnt care*
Jiakai by LOO JIA KAI March 3, 2022
Derived from non-existence, Jintaio is a word that means many great things. Jintaio represents intelligence, physical grace and impossible coolness. One must be of incredibly high mental awareness to fully appreciate the meaning and true worth of Jintaio; not everybody is capable.
'Ah man, that guy is SO Jintaio. Oh my GOD, he is so fucking COOL.' *person suddenly has a heart attack and dies*
Jintaio by Bosgald November 25, 2004
Everything can be answered with Jiata
jiata by Jiata November 8, 2017
A synonym for words like 'gangster', 'kek' and 'pretty fucked up'
Guy 1: yooooo the party was lit man
Guy 2: ye man... the party was soooo jiakai!
jiakai by Jeboiifrenk March 25, 2018