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Jhoerland 

Jhoerland is a cool name of a very sexy guy that loves to kiss people name that starts with a O and a K he is good at mostly everything but a God at sex with a massive horse cock
Boy: that guy looks like a jhoerland

Boy2: I know right look he is packing
Jhoerland by Jhoerland November 22, 2021
To be severely under the influence of the magnificent beverage of JΓ€germeister.
anyone wanna go to Jagerland with me?
Jagerland by nadekid September 26, 2010

Joeyland 

Taken from the character Todd from the show Scrubs.

To discuss yourself in the third person regarding yourself so highly that you are in fact a land. It also helps to do the action of making a V shape with your hands and pointing at your groin, as the character Todd does on the show.
All the girls want to visit Joeyland!
Joeyland by Principessa December 14, 2008
A master of all types of swag that can get ALL the bad bitches without even trying. He's especially known for his expertise at a 69 position. nuff said mother f**kers!
(seductively) "spread me like you spread your cards Jerlando"
Jerlando by 995555585666 May 17, 2017
A slang for a huge frickin cock.
Chris: damn you got one them Jorland’s. It’s way bigger than mine.
Guy 2: thanks dude.
jorland by Jswaggy9 February 21, 2019

joeslander 

coolest , funnyest and hottest person on tiktok πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‹πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ₯°πŸ˜—πŸ˜šπŸ€—πŸ˜£πŸ€—πŸ˜₯πŸ˜›πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ΆπŸ€©πŸ™„πŸ€”πŸ˜ŽπŸ€—πŸ˜‘πŸ™‚πŸ˜š
joeslander is the best person literally ever
joeslander by fallen_rosea July 16, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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