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jewtard
Ayan: Hey, I just need one more penny. Care to spare yours?
Noah: I'm sorry, but I need it! I'm saving for a rainy day!
Ayan: Ughh... Jewtard.
Noah: I'm sorry, but I need it! I'm saving for a rainy day!
Ayan: Ughh... Jewtard.
jewtard by Carlos Astudillo January 31, 2005
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Jewtard
Essentially, a jewish retard.
However a jew's body works diffrentley than it does with us, normal people.
A jew needs 3 things to stay alive.
Air : Lots of it, explains the big nose.
Money.
Jew Gold
Essentially a Jewtard is just a Jew who doesn't have one of those.
However a jew's body works diffrentley than it does with us, normal people.
A jew needs 3 things to stay alive.
Air : Lots of it, explains the big nose.
Money.
Jew Gold
Essentially a Jewtard is just a Jew who doesn't have one of those.
A poor Jew is a Jewtard
A Jew with a small nose is a Jewtard
A Jew hoe doesn't have his gold, is a Jewtard.
A Jew with a small nose is a Jewtard
A Jew hoe doesn't have his gold, is a Jewtard.
Jewtard by Noobowners May 10, 2010
Jewstar
A word used, mostly by gentiles (non-Jews), to refer to the Star of David, or the six-pointed star.
Usually used in good-humored jest.
Usually used in good-humored jest.
Jewstar by Bearpelt AKA Mage June 16, 2009
jewtard
Timmy: Daaah, I like matzah baaalls!
Paul: Who's that?
Dave: That's Timmy. You know, that retarded Jewish guy?
Paul: Oh yah... he's a jewtard
Paul: Who's that?
Dave: That's Timmy. You know, that retarded Jewish guy?
Paul: Oh yah... he's a jewtard
jewtard by ultralordofweed April 2, 2008
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