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jewtardio 

Something that is jew coded and retarded
i just committed war crimes so jewtardio.

Just made 10 bands , JEWTARDIO
jewtardio by jewtardio August 14, 2024
Contraction of "Jewish Retard".

Jewish + Retard = Jewtard.
Ayan: Hey, I just need one more penny. Care to spare yours?
Noah: I'm sorry, but I need it! I'm saving for a rainy day!
Ayan: Ughh... Jewtard.
jewtard by Carlos Astudillo January 31, 2005
A retarded Jew.

A Jew with no money. They gotta be retarded if they're broke and Jewish.
That nigga is a jewtard.
Jewtard by Jewsus Chrizzist May 10, 2008
Essentially, a jewish retard.

However a jew's body works diffrentley than it does with us, normal people.

A jew needs 3 things to stay alive.

Air : Lots of it, explains the big nose.
Money.
Jew Gold

Essentially a Jewtard is just a Jew who doesn't have one of those.
A poor Jew is a Jewtard
A Jew with a small nose is a Jewtard
A Jew hoe doesn't have his gold, is a Jewtard.
Jewtard by Noobowners May 10, 2010
Timmy: Daaah, I like matzah baaalls!
Paul: Who's that?
Dave: That's Timmy. You know, that retarded Jewish guy?
Paul: Oh yah... he's a jewtard
jewtard by ultralordofweed April 2, 2008

jewlarious 

Jokes made in any type of media that only a true jew could understand.
Yosef: Yo man did you see Borat last weekend?
Shlomo: Yea, dawg that movie was jewlarious.
jewlarious by GNJrepresenting November 8, 2007