Jewtard

A retarded Jew.

A Jew with no money. They gotta be retarded if they're broke and Jewish.

That nigga is a jewtard.

by Jewsus Chrizzist May 10, 2008

Jewtard

Essentially, a jewish retard.

However a jew's body works diffrentley than it does with us, normal people.

A jew needs 3 things to stay alive.

Air : Lots of it, explains the big nose.
Money.
Jew Gold

Essentially a Jewtard is just a Jew who doesn't have one of those.

A poor Jew is a Jewtard
A Jew with a small nose is a Jewtard
A Jew hoe doesn't have his gold, is a Jewtard.

by Noobowners May 10, 2010

Jewtard

A person of Jewish decent who is bad with money

Mr. Goldberg called his nephew Joel a Jewtard after he fucked up the freitag account

by mar20095 June 4, 2016

Jewtard

Combination of "Jew" and "Retard". Horribly offensive, racist and always derogatory.

Matt, you're such a jewtard.
Matt is so jewtarded.

by TheDuece June 15, 2008

Jewtard

Jewtard (noun):

1) Someone who knows so little about the Jewish religion that they are retarded.

2) Someone who acts so stereotypically Jewish that they are retarded.

1) Rachael didn't know that the Jews celebrate their Sabbath on Friday night, she's such a jewtard.

2) Micah only goes to that bar on Tuesday nights because it $1 beer night, he's such a jewtard.

by MrFnBMore March 2, 2010

jewtard

Contraction of "Jewish Retard".

Jewish + Retard = Jewtard.

Ayan: Hey, I just need one more penny. Care to spare yours?
Noah: I'm sorry, but I need it! I'm saving for a rainy day!
Ayan: Ughh... Jewtard.

by Carlos Astudillo January 31, 2005

jewtard

A mentally retarded Jewish person.

Timmy: Daaah, I like matzah baaalls!
Paul: Who's that?
Dave: That's Timmy. You know, that retarded Jewish guy?
Paul: Oh yah... he's a jewtard

by ultralordofweed April 2, 2008