A "Jewstring" is basically a "G-String" manufactured specifically for Jews. "Jewstrings" tend to be unexpensive and in some situations very uncomfortable. Typical "G-String's" are built to fit comfortably and at times can cost a fortune! "Jewstrings" were invented so Jews can save money, but still be stylish. They come in lots of sizes and colors. The most popular being "Yiddish Yellow," "Shalom Silver," and "Goy Green."
Guy: "Hey, check it out! That chick's Jewstring is showing."
Girl: "Eww, why are looking at her Jewstring?!"
Guy: "Cause it's totally showing!"
Girl: "You're sick!"
A stringed instrument, most commonly found in the Hindu Kush, wearing a large black hat and having curly string-like material descending from the sides. Other common features are large nose and glasses. The sound is said to relieve the listener of all petty cash.
Dude, I once saw a jewsitar in India. Sounded like Phil Collins.
Dude. Mine sounds like Kiss.
Hey man, jewsitar isn't a Scrabble word.
*Whines* But I get the triple word score!