Jewnomics

often referring to the jewsence of an individual who is frugal and prefers saving over spending.

I really need to start practicing jewnomics so that I can finally have money to buy a house.

Jewnomics by greenspeed November 1, 2011

Jewnetics 

Jewish genetics; genes of a jewish person or jewish people which give rise to featues commonly associated with jewish people such as hooked noses, frizzy/curly or frizzy/wavy hair, dark eyes or hair, etc.

When I walk into a spanish supermarket, I am really an oddity. I'm not only white, I've got Jewnetics.

Jewnetics by the coolest motherfucker I am February 28, 2011

Jewbonics 

The linguistic phenomenon which occurs when suburban Jewish people attempt to sound like inner city blacks.

G-Unit: Wazzup yo'all? L'chaim, biatch.
Rabbi Schueller: What is he saying?
Jewish Mother: Oh, him, with the Jewbonics. Cap yo ass this and muthahfukkah that...I tell you, it breaks a mother's heart to hear such language from such a good boy...

Jewbonics by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Jewnetics 

The genetic coding of an ashkenazi or sefardic organism, often producing a displeasing phenotype of thick, curly hair, large eyebrows, a prominent nose, and a predilection for mild neuroses and observational humor

"You can try to hide the byproducts of your jewnetics with straight-ironed hair, a yarmulke, or even a Burberry scarf, but your true roots will find a way to shine through!"

Jewnetics by Sarah Barker September 5, 2008

Jewbonics 

The Urban language of the semetic race. Jewbonics involves using Hebrew and Yiddish slang such as Oy vey!, chutzpah, schmuck, mishiginah, or any other slang words that belong to the Jews. They would use Jewbonics when having a normal conversation, arguing, debating, etc.

Jewbonics the urban slang language of the Urban Jews. You can typically see butchers, bakers, lawyers, or any other Jewish man speaking in Jewbonics.

Jewbonics by superbipolar420 October 17, 2016

Jewbonics 

Jewish slang words that are used to communicate in Jewish situations.

"Jewbonix-for jews"

As
"Ebonics-for blacks"

Examples: Mashigonna, Shmuck, Shmiecal, bupkes, kibbitz...

By Scotty2hotty423

I can't understand what those two jews are saying... I can't understand their Jewbonics...

Jewbonics by Scotty2Hotty23 January 14, 2021