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Jewbonics 

The linguistic phenomenon which occurs when suburban Jewish people attempt to sound like inner city blacks.
G-Unit: Wazzup yo'all? L'chaim, biatch.
Rabbi Schueller: What is he saying?
Jewish Mother: Oh, him, with the Jewbonics. Cap yo ass this and muthahfukkah that...I tell you, it breaks a mother's heart to hear such language from such a good boy...
Jewbonics by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006
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Jewbonics 

The Urban language of the semetic race. Jewbonics involves using Hebrew and Yiddish slang such as Oy vey!, chutzpah, schmuck, mishiginah, or any other slang words that belong to the Jews. They would use Jewbonics when having a normal conversation, arguing, debating, etc.
Jewbonics the urban slang language of the Urban Jews. You can typically see butchers, bakers, lawyers, or any other Jewish man speaking in Jewbonics.
Jewbonics by superbipolar420 October 17, 2016
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Jewbonics 

Jewish slang words that are used to communicate in Jewish situations.

"Jewbonix-for jews"

As
"Ebonics-for blacks"

Examples: Mashigonna, Shmuck, Shmiecal, bupkes, kibbitz...

By Scotty2hotty423
I can't understand what those two jews are saying... I can't understand their Jewbonics...
Jewbonics by Scotty2Hotty23 January 14, 2021

jewgenics 

When the orthodox jewish ostracize a Jewish member of their community because the person is mentally or physically disabled.
Jews have spread across the world in part due to jewgenics.
jewgenics by AnonDoxy November 14, 2018

Jewbonic Plague 

When someone, especially a non-jew, shows clear sexual preference toward the Jewish.
You think Anne Frank is hot? You just have Jewbonic Plague.
Jewbonic Plague by Danz Ferdinand August 14, 2007
often referring to the jewsence of an individual who is frugal and prefers saving over spending.
I really need to start practicing jewnomics so that I can finally have money to buy a house.
Jewnomics by greenspeed November 1, 2011

Jerbonics 

The ability to manipulate the english language into something that no one has ever seen. Through becomes throw. Two becomes too. Colts become Dolts. You get the picture.
"eye am pissed know becauze comeone kould steel my eyedenity!!!!"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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