Jewbonics

The linguistic phenomenon which occurs when suburban Jewish people attempt to sound like inner city blacks.

G-Unit: Wazzup yo'all? L'chaim, biatch.
Rabbi Schueller: What is he saying?
Jewish Mother: Oh, him, with the Jewbonics. Cap yo ass this and muthahfukkah that...I tell you, it breaks a mother's heart to hear such language from such a good boy...

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

Jewbonics

The Urban language of the semetic race. Jewbonics involves using Hebrew and Yiddish slang such as Oy vey!, chutzpah, schmuck, mishiginah, or any other slang words that belong to the Jews. They would use Jewbonics when having a normal conversation, arguing, debating, etc.

Jewbonics the urban slang language of the Urban Jews. You can typically see butchers, bakers, lawyers, or any other Jewish man speaking in Jewbonics.

by superbipolar420 October 17, 2016

Jewbonic Plague

When someone, especially a non-jew, shows clear sexual preference toward the Jewish.

You think Anne Frank is hot? You just have Jewbonic Plague.

by Danz Ferdinand August 11, 2007

Jewbonics

Jewish slang words that are used to communicate in Jewish situations.

"Jewbonix-for jews"

As
"Ebonics-for blacks"

Examples: Mashigonna, Shmuck, Shmiecal, bupkes, kibbitz...

By Scotty2hotty423

I can't understand what those two jews are saying... I can't understand their Jewbonics...

by Scotty2Hotty23 January 15, 2021