Jewbonics 

The linguistic phenomenon which occurs when suburban Jewish people attempt to sound like inner city blacks.

G-Unit: Wazzup yo'all? L'chaim, biatch.
Rabbi Schueller: What is he saying?
Jewish Mother: Oh, him, with the Jewbonics. Cap yo ass this and muthahfukkah that...I tell you, it breaks a mother's heart to hear such language from such a good boy...

Jewbonics by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Jewbonics 

The Urban language of the semetic race. Jewbonics involves using Hebrew and Yiddish slang such as Oy vey!, chutzpah, schmuck, mishiginah, or any other slang words that belong to the Jews. They would use Jewbonics when having a normal conversation, arguing, debating, etc.

Jewbonics the urban slang language of the Urban Jews. You can typically see butchers, bakers, lawyers, or any other Jewish man speaking in Jewbonics.

Jewbonics by superbipolar420 October 17, 2016

Jewbonics 

Jewish slang words that are used to communicate in Jewish situations.

"Jewbonix-for jews"

As
"Ebonics-for blacks"

Examples: Mashigonna, Shmuck, Shmiecal, bupkes, kibbitz...

By Scotty2hotty423

I can't understand what those two jews are saying... I can't understand their Jewbonics...

Jewbonics by Scotty2Hotty23 January 14, 2021

jewgenics 

When the orthodox jewish ostracize a Jewish member of their community because the person is mentally or physically disabled.

Jews have spread across the world in part due to jewgenics.

jewgenics by AnonDoxy November 14, 2018

Jewbonic Plague 

When someone, especially a non-jew, shows clear sexual preference toward the Jewish.

You think Anne Frank is hot? You just have Jewbonic Plague.

Jewbonic Plague by Danz Ferdinand August 14, 2007

Jewnomics

often referring to the jewsence of an individual who is frugal and prefers saving over spending.

I really need to start practicing jewnomics so that I can finally have money to buy a house.

Jewnomics by greenspeed November 1, 2011

Jerbonics 

The ability to manipulate the english language into something that no one has ever seen. Through becomes throw. Two becomes too. Colts become Dolts. You get the picture.

"eye am pissed know becauze comeone kould steel my eyedenity!!!!"

Jerbonics by V Dizzle Off The Hizzle My Nizzle March 10, 2005