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Jewmer

Jewish Boomer,
Has all the annoying traits of a regular boomer but has the added overbearingness and high expectations of Jewish Parents.
Ex1
Dave: You millennials are so lazy! When I was your age I was married, had a house and a career! The reason you're all still living with us is because you don't want to work hard!
Jonny: Actually housing prices nowadays are extortionate, most jobs pay's lousy.
Dave: It's your fault for wasting your bar mitzvah money on tut!

Jonny: Like you didn't waste yours on a fancy brief case!

Dave: That's not the same! It was different then!

Jonny: Exactly! Housing was affordable and a degree got you a job!

Dave: No! Your generation are lazy! If you worked hard and didn't waste money on your luxuries you'd have your own place!

Jonny: Because you'd totally give up your daily Starbucks and going out for dinner regularly to live in a crappy room. Pfft Jewmers!

Ex 2
Sharon: Why are you so fatutzed Hannah! You millenials are such snow flakes!

Hanna: I'm fatutzed because you keep calling my boyfriend a shmecky yok!

Sharon: Just be glad you're allowed to date a goy! When I was a kid my bubba slagged off my boyfriend for being reform! Said I should be with a frum boy and I was a disgrace, you know what I did? I listened to what she had to say and I apologised, you know why? Because I respected her! I didn't get offended like your generation does!

Hanna: That's abuse! That's not being thick skinned, that's you letting your grandma bully you under the guise of "respect". You Jewmers call us snow flakes, when frankly you were abused and were taught it was normal.
by mrperson123 June 25, 2021
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jewmer

A person who always takes the side of international jewish talking points, no matter how absurd they sound. Talking points include msm propaganda, globalist nwo agendas, government paid actors eg. scientists. A jewmer can also be directly paid to promote such agenda eg. shill or brainwashed from decades of media mind control.
A "That guy cannot even see in front of him. He is always parroting and doing whatever the tv tells him to do"
B "Yeah, he is such a jewmer and he doesn't even know it"
by FULLOF August 3, 2022
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Jelmer

A ship between Elmer and Jenny two cute and hot people in the CraftingVegeto’s server who secretly love each other but too scared to admit it.
Jelmer is pretty hot
by Erentheidot February 22, 2020
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Jesmerized

A Female Named Jessica That Will Hypnotize You With Her Cali Swag. She's Fascinating That You Can't Look Away Or Stop Thinking About Her
I Was Jesmerized When I Saw Her Walk By
by GhettoQueen October 19, 2019
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Jewneral

Not having or not wanting to spend money on someones funeral so you bury them on your own.
No im just gonna do a jewneral in the yard
by YeahBuddy3838383 December 8, 2010
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Jewer

1. An individual who's behavior can only qualify as excessively desirous of wealth, profit, etc. to the detriment of other individuals around them.

Originated in Berkeley, .CA 2017
Person 1: Has Carter paid you for last night's drinks?

Person 2: Of course not. He's a fucking Jewer!
by TheDeekyBlinders January 3, 2018
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Jewneric

A jewish person who is indiscernible from any other jew making it impossible to be sure if you have met and\or slept with them before.
Person 1: Oh what does she look like
Person 2: She's pretty jewneric; longish brown curly hair, brown eyes, kinda short, kinda pale, listens to dispatch
by ray ray's house of fun May 2, 2010
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