Jewmaxing

Jewmaxing is when you hoard all the money you possibly can

Barry:i do jewmaxing and that's why I'm now rich asf

by anonymous November 24, 2025

Jewmaxxing

Jewmaxxing, this slang came from a word called min maxing meaning you’re focusing at one stat than all the other stats. Therefore you’re maxing your jewishness above anything else.

Timmy: Do you know what jewmaxxing is??
Tommy: Yeah History Wizard explained it on his tiktok
Timmy: *After watching his tiktok* Wow this “jewmaxxing” seems pretty offensive since I am a jew myself

by Arbaybay May 23, 2023

Jermaingst

A chronic condition in which one assumes that anything mentioned pertains to you, is bad and is germane to you.

Jermaine yelled "What?!?" with a mixture of appalled horror and curious skittishness when Ethan mentioned tacos; as though he intended to include Jermaine in the analogy.

by Stephe Watson August 6, 2003

Jemmaing

When you ditch your friends to give all attention and time to a controlling girlfriend. When she also doesn’t allow you to eat or speak to anyone because she will get mad.

Bro, you realise she’s just jemmaing you.

by NoBro666 September 23, 2018

Jewmaxxing

"Jewmaxxing is when someone is acting like the Jewish stereotype to gain the advantages it supposedly comes with"

„I'm telling you bro, he just pulls a yarmulke out of his pocket, puts it on his head, instantly becomes invisible to the cops and just walks away. He was jewmaxxing like crazy”

by John Moe March 1, 2026

jewbating

When a person from jewish decent masturbates

I caught Aaron jewbating in the bathroom.

by topper77777 December 19, 2017

Jewmahngee

Where the female has such a harry cooch that it covers majority or all over her holes

Josh can only ever get a girl with a jewmahngee

by T1Dildo August 31, 2023