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Jewei

Lmao jewei
by Monkeyponky March 13, 2023
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Jingle Jangle Jewellery

Testicular decorations
Hey Dave, do you want to see my Jingle Jangle Jewellery?
by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
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Bingley Jewellery

Shit jewellery made out of tin foil and pubic hair
Dave: Bobby, you lass is a right scruff. All she wears is that Bingley Jewellery
by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019
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drop a jewel

Words of wisdom delivered unexpectedly useful and well timed
I had to drop a jewel on her she had no clue of what to do.
by IPman July 17, 2014
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Jewel bag

Chicago slang for a standard plastic shopping bag that is reused for storage, organizing things or garbage. Named for Jewel-Osco food/drug stores. Sometimes called Jewels bag.
I need to get another Jewel bag since I filled the last one with so much garbage.
by 60067th Hell December 21, 2013
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Jeweeabo

(n.) longer version of Jeweeb or Jweeb,

A non-derogatory parody of the term weeabo or weeb describing someone that is unusually obsessed with Israel or Jewish Culture. They are typically very invested in the Israeli-Palestine conflict and may often view Theodor Herzl as a father figure. They may or may not have a T-shirt that says Mossad and an Israeli flag above their bed. Other symptoms include listening to "Tel Aviv" by Omer Adam on repeat and only singing along with the chorus. Onset of obsession may start at a young age influenced by family or by Birthright. Jeweebs tend to be Sephardic over Ashkenazi.

A non-Jew or Goy Jeweeabo is obsessed with finding a Jewish partner, in hopes of either obtaining an Israeli passport or being part of the Jewish community. A lifetime supply of shakshuka and Iced Cafe may also be a factor.
Charles: Jasmine starting crying when we reached David Ben-Gurion Airport at the end of birthright.
Andrew: Omg! What a Jeweeabo!

Sean: Bella, stop grinding on all these poor people at Kuli Alma and let's go back to the hotel!
Bella: I can't, I'm trying to nab a nice Jewish boy!
Sean: Stop being such a Jeweeabo or I'm walking back by myself!
by Blackfin May 18, 2020
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Jewell

A beautiful SEXY young lady that shines like at jewel she is very fine andd will always have your back.She does not like drama and trys to stay out of it .If you ever be so lucky to meet a Jewell keep her in your life loyalty is her middle name. She is pretty and outgoing a girl that like to PARTY and have a good ass time !!! She is also crazy as fuck about her family or friends if u every step to them wrong she will come after yo ass
Brian: aye im bout to call Jewell to come party wit

Crystal: Hell yea nigga
by Braintheman January 5, 2013
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