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Jeween

Jer-Ween
Adjective
Somebody who is a Jew and Small.
Woah! Peter is such a Jeween!
Guys, I’m coming out as Jeween...
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Jeweeabo

(n.) longer version of Jeweeb or Jweeb,

A non-derogatory parody of the term weeabo or weeb describing someone that is unusually obsessed with Israel or Jewish Culture. They are typically very invested in the Israeli-Palestine conflict and may often view Theodor Herzl as a father figure. They may or may not have a T-shirt that says Mossad and an Israeli flag above their bed. Other symptoms include listening to "Tel Aviv" by Omer Adam on repeat and only singing along with the chorus. Onset of obsession may start at a young age influenced by family or by Birthright. Jeweebs tend to be Sephardic over Ashkenazi.

A non-Jew or Goy Jeweeabo is obsessed with finding a Jewish partner, in hopes of either obtaining an Israeli passport or being part of the Jewish community. A lifetime supply of shakshuka and Iced Cafe may also be a factor.
Charles: Jasmine starting crying when we reached David Ben-Gurion Airport at the end of birthright.
Andrew: Omg! What a Jeweeabo!

Sean: Bella, stop grinding on all these poor people at Kuli Alma and let's go back to the hotel!
Bella: I can't, I'm trying to nab a nice Jewish boy!
Sean: Stop being such a Jeweeabo or I'm walking back by myself!
by Blackfin May 18, 2020
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jewjene

A Jew pretending to be an Italian, usually because of self loathing.
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JEREENA

The most AMAZING person you will ever meet. Someone who has great taste in clothes, dance, and friends. She is a gorgeous girl, pretty, with an fabulous smile. Always looking beautiful and her best. Always the type of girl anyone can have a good laugh with and make friends easily with.

Jereena's always tend to be be incredibly sexy and attractive girl beyond belief! They will normally have a nice ass and will be loved by everyone.

They will tend to date guys with a perfect eyes, great in bed, but importantly someone who will treat her throughout everything.

Guys with names beginning with J,S or N will steal Jereena's heart away with love and will show that they care about her. Before staring an relationship she will have to get close to a guy so she can gain there trust completely. Her smile is what everyone will first fall for.
Jereena's are very clever,smart,fun and also the most caring people you will ever meet.
Jereena is a fun, outgoing person who has a great personality.
Dude 1: Maaann, did you see that girl, she's friendly and popular!
Dude 2: That is Jereena for sure.
smile Jereena
by Devil Princess December 28, 2014
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Jeweeb

(n.) short hand for Jeweeabo

A light-hearted non-derogatory parody of the term weeabo or weeb describing someone that is unusually obsessed with Israel or Jewish Culture.
Bianca, stop talking about Israel, you Jeweeb!
by Blackfin May 18, 2020
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jewgenics

When the orthodox jewish ostracize a Jewish member of their community because the person is mentally or physically disabled.
Jews have spread across the world in part due to jewgenics.
by AnonDoxy November 14, 2018
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Jeweeny

Jer-Wee-Nee
Adjective
Used to describe someone as Small and Gay
Woah! Peter is so Jeweeny!

Guys I’m coming out as Jeweeny...
by Epic Gamer Poop November 1, 2019
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