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Jewnetics
Jewish genetics; genes of a jewish person or jewish people which give rise to featues commonly associated with jewish people such as hooked noses, frizzy/curly or frizzy/wavy hair, dark eyes or hair, etc.
When I walk into a spanish supermarket, I am really an oddity. I'm not only white, I've got Jewnetics.
Jewnetics by the coolest motherfucker I am February 28, 2011
Jewbonics
The linguistic phenomenon which occurs when suburban Jewish people attempt to sound like inner city blacks.
Jewnetics
The genetic coding of an ashkenazi or sefardic organism, often producing a displeasing phenotype of thick, curly hair, large eyebrows, a prominent nose, and a predilection for mild neuroses and observational humor
"You can try to hide the byproducts of your jewnetics with straight-ironed hair, a yarmulke, or even a Burberry scarf, but your true roots will find a way to shine through!"
Jewnetics by Sarah Barker September 5, 2008
Ewgenics
The science of either preventing revolting, dirty or otherwise objectionable people from reproducing.
Alternatively, preventing unwanted reproduction by cock-blocking lovebirds with something disgusting, most appropriately a third person's poor personal hygiene.
Alternatively, preventing unwanted reproduction by cock-blocking lovebirds with something disgusting, most appropriately a third person's poor personal hygiene.
The ewgenics program is an advanced form of birth control that involves turning off peoples' showers until they are too smelly to consider getting close enough to make babies.
Ewgenics by Fuzzy Bunny July 9, 2009
Jewbonics
The Urban language of the semetic race. Jewbonics involves using Hebrew and Yiddish slang such as Oy vey!, chutzpah, schmuck, mishiginah, or any other slang words that belong to the Jews. They would use Jewbonics when having a normal conversation, arguing, debating, etc.
Jewbonics the urban slang language of the Urban Jews. You can typically see butchers, bakers, lawyers, or any other Jewish man speaking in Jewbonics.
Jewbonics by superbipolar420 October 17, 2016
newgenics
Newgenics is not just the breeding of people based on a genetic basis, but also based on level of education, wealth and other traits considered desirable.
newgenics by fred ressler May 5, 2017
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