Jewebrity
A Jewish celebrity, Usually D-listed after making a bitchass movie... or never making the list at all.
Words you can keep
Jewberty
The process in which a young jew grows into a adult jew rapidly in a certain period, such as the enlargening of the nose.
Jewberty by gnolruf122 March 7, 2011
CeWebrity
An online celebrity. Rarely ever actually famous, but often wildly popular on sites like Youtube or Twitter. Sometimes has a blog where they share their "deep, dark secrets" with the internet world.
Wow, Alex started up his fourth blog, second Youtube channel, just joined Twitter, and already has 4,568,653 viewers. He's becoming quite the ceWebrity.
guy: oh man, did you read Rob Anderson's blog yesterday?
girl: no, should i have?
guy: well... not really. He's only a CeWebrity.
guy: oh man, did you read Rob Anderson's blog yesterday?
girl: no, should i have?
guy: well... not really. He's only a CeWebrity.
CeWebrity by broadwaybaby729 August 2, 2009
Jewrority
Jewrority by Imheretohelp December 21, 2008
Jewberitus
A terrible disease only the most annoying of annoying people ever get sick from.
Symptoms: Nose picking, crying over everything, being an all around Jew, enjoying watching guys bend over, changing your normal person name to something very, very queer, having long, greasy hair, being mildly retarded, sucking at life, thinking you are a good musician, basically being the Joe Dirt of the Joe Dirts.
How to rememdy this disease: Sorry, Jewberitus is an mainly uncurable disease that only Chuck Norris can cure, with a roundhouse kick straight to the face.
Symptoms: Nose picking, crying over everything, being an all around Jew, enjoying watching guys bend over, changing your normal person name to something very, very queer, having long, greasy hair, being mildly retarded, sucking at life, thinking you are a good musician, basically being the Joe Dirt of the Joe Dirts.
How to rememdy this disease: Sorry, Jewberitus is an mainly uncurable disease that only Chuck Norris can cure, with a roundhouse kick straight to the face.
See that David kid? I hear he has Jewberitus.
Taber really needs to get kicked in the face by Chuck Norris, I hear it's the only way to clear up his Jewberitus.
Taber really needs to get kicked in the face by Chuck Norris, I hear it's the only way to clear up his Jewberitus.
Jewberitus by Muhammed MoonCricket Ali February 23, 2009
Cewebrity
Any individual who has achieved internet fame. Many have a fan base but are unknown to the general mainstream society. Scene queens are known as being cewebrities.
- derived from "web" and "celebrity."
- derived from "web" and "celebrity."
Internet noob-OMG that guy looks so familiar who is he?
Kewl Chick-Have you been living under a rock? That's none other than Mister Motherfucking Erick! He became a cewebrity on myspace for his constant whoring. He's practically Jeffree Star!
internet noob-Oh snap! Think we could get a picture to show our friends who have no idea who he is?
Kewl Chick- oh noez, he's WAY too cool for us.
Kewl Chick-Have you been living under a rock? That's none other than Mister Motherfucking Erick! He became a cewebrity on myspace for his constant whoring. He's practically Jeffree Star!
internet noob-Oh snap! Think we could get a picture to show our friends who have no idea who he is?
Kewl Chick- oh noez, he's WAY too cool for us.
Cewebrity by Mr.Motherfucking Erick April 14, 2009
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026