A terrible disease only the most annoying of annoying people ever get sick from.
Symptoms: Nose picking, crying over everything, being an all around Jew, enjoying watching guys bend over, changing your normal person name to something very, very queer, having
long, greasy hair, being mildly
retarded, sucking at life, thinking you are a good musician, basically being the Joe Dirt of the
Joe Dirts.
How to rememdy this disease: Sorry, Jewberitus is an mainly uncurable disease that only Chuck Norris can cure, with a roundhouse kick straight to the
face.
See that David
kid? I hear he has Jewberitus.
Taber really needs to get kicked in the
face by Chuck
Norris, I hear it's the only way to clear up his Jewberitus.