Jewded 

The definition of becoming a jew

He was jewded, And ate pizza afterwards

Jewded by Soviet cheese July 1, 2023

Jewdelicious 

Something that looks very attractive only to a jewish person.

The Rabbi was the only one in the supermarket to buy that expired kosher meat, probably only because it was both permissible for him to eat and the cheapest meat available there. Therefore, the meat he bought was Jewdelicious.

Jewdelicious by Smoke'em January 9, 2010

Jedediah

a biblical name intended to be the original name of King David's son, Solomon. Jedediah is a wonderful figure who lives life by his own code of giving everything that he can while expecting nothing in return from the world. He embodied generosity as he invests himself to those around him with open ears, kind words, meals, finances, and his time--all of which are precious commodities to all of us. Generosity is how Jedediah shows love and it is felt by those in his life. Though he struggles with having his voice echoed back to him, his voice is powerful thing by which he expressed himself and impacts people in a positive way. Its tone is calming, its content full of life, and his laugh has the capacity to shift the energy of a room--like a whistling kettle on an otherwise quiet night. Connecting with others in genuine ways is Jedediah's passion in life. Very much the protagonist of this story, Jedediah's passion led to an exciting life in which he navigated its many tensions with courage and optimism--staying true to himself and seeing challenges as opportunities to learn and grow from experience.

Jedediah exudes big pp energy.

Jedediah by monganomousotter October 27, 2020

Jewsed 

Jewish kid + juiced= drunk jewish fuck.

Hoon: "Josh was so Jewsed last night at Lukas' house!"
Annie: "I KNOW! he was too wasted to put his own shoes on"
Hoon: "That jew bastard wouldn't even let me hit his blunt, so fuckin stingy!"

Jewsed by TRAPHOUSEBOOMIN December 27, 2010

jewddhist 

a believer of a mix between both buddhist and jewish religions.

bob: do you prefer wide open spaces, or hiding?
jim: both, im jewddhist.

jewddhist by shiftman1188 August 14, 2007

Jedded 

Ghosting to go onto a reality show

I’m in love but but my music career is more important so I jedded her

Jedded by Wordguru August 7, 2019

Jewdeo 

Similar to the angry bronco, except the chick must be Jewish and instead of telling her that her sister is tighter you perform the Nazi salute and yell sieg heil repeatedly. A cowboy hat is obviously not necessary.

"How'd you get that black eye?"

"I was with this hot Jewish chick and performed a jewdeo."

Jewdeo by Blonduoshrellirinn August 28, 2009