Jewdeo

Similar to the angry bronco, except the chick must be Jewish and instead of telling her that her sister is tighter you perform the Nazi salute and yell sieg heil repeatedly. A cowboy hat is obviously not necessary.

"How'd you get that black eye?"

"I was with this hot Jewish chick and performed a jewdeo."

by Blonduoshrellirinn August 28, 2009

jewdonym

A pseudonym, stage name, or nom de plume meant to obscure one's Jewish heritage.

Jon Stewart: jewdonym of Jon Leibowitz
Natalie Portman: jewdonym of Natalie Hershlag
Jason Alexander: jewdonym of Jason Greenspan
Woody Allen: jewdonym of Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Paul Stanley: jewdonym of Stanley Eisen

by QRDeNameland March 31, 2010

jewdon

a nickmane for a jewish person named jordan.

better watch out, Jewdon might sue you.

by james9999222 June 22, 2008

Jewdelicious

Something that looks very attractive only to a jewish person.

The Rabbi was the only one in the supermarket to buy that expired kosher meat, probably only because it was both permissible for him to eat and the cheapest meat available there. Therefore, the meat he bought was Jewdelicious.

by Smoke'em January 9, 2010

Jewdogs

Hebrew National Franks.

Man #1: man this is a good Jewdog!

Man #2: what are Jewdogs?

Man#1:Hebrew National Franks!

by Exeter Teabaggins February 9, 2008

jewdo

Jewish martial art of throwing one's opponent to the ground and subdueing them only to steal all the money out their pockets.

I had 5 bucks when I went to my Jewdo class Tuesday night and now I'm broke! wtf?

by porprock May 16, 2007

jewdorito

A female Jew who has a cheesy taco and anal juice

I jewdorito all up in anal juice and cheesy taco all over my fat duck

by Handiwork she December 20, 2014