Jew-Lock

Where two people are in a deadlock over who will pay the bill at a restaurant. This does not occur by the persons disagreeing over who should pay, but rather by the reluctance of either person to be the first to reach for their wallet.

Joel and Shelley have just had lunch at a local vegetarian restaurant. When the bill comes Joel disappears to the bathroom. As he returns he is disappointed to see that Shelley has not already put her credit card or cash on the bill tray.

Joel and Shelley then sit awkwardly at the table in a Jew-Lock, neither wanting to be the first to offer to pay.

by J_Ghomo May 30, 2013

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Jew Locks

A.K.A. a Payot. A Hebrew word for curly sidelocks. Means against shaving the corners of one's head.

Jeff: "Whats with the curly sideburns?"
Royce: "What? My Jew Locks? They are my fashion statement"

by phrezur_burn January 21, 2010

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Gaybino Black Jewlock

A combination of the most discriminated against people. A person who is a Gay, Polish, Albino Black, Jew. Also known as a Pigglish Gaybino.

Orgin: Gay Albino Black Jewish Pollock

GAY-BINO-BLACK-JEW-LOCK

The ghettos of WWII would not be a safe place for a Gaybino Black Jewlock.

Also: Pigglish Gaybino

by KityKityMeoW December 24, 2009

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Jewlock

A Jewlock is a crossbreed between a Jew and a Pollock.
A Jewalasik

A Jewish man and a Polish woman have a Jewlock for a son.

by Neighbor of a Jewlock February 3, 2010

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Braided sideburns that are twisted and ugly like the people that invented them. Or a Decorative ornamant you hang on your front door in the shape of a swastica or Hitler figure that wards off those dirty unwanted ones...

Christine had Jewlocks the other day.

by Gart Darley December 10, 2007

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