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Braided sideburns that are twisted and ugly like the people that invented them. Or a Decorative ornamant you hang on your front door in the shape of a swastica or Hitler figure that wards off those dirty unwanted ones...
jewlock by Gart Darley December 10, 2007
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Gaybino Black Jewlock 

A combination of the most discriminated against people. A person who is a Gay, Polish, Albino Black, Jew. Also known as a Pigglish Gaybino.

Orgin: Gay Albino Black Jewish Pollock

GAY-BINO-BLACK-JEW-LOCK
The ghettos of WWII would not be a safe place for a Gaybino Black Jewlock.

Also: Pigglish Gaybino
Gaybino Black Jewlock by KityKityMeoW December 24, 2009
Yo I need to wash my jewsock, there is like 4 loads of my masterbatory cum in there.
jewsock by Kwhit10 October 9, 2005
Adj

When something or someone does something wrong in a dumb way and backwards way(or use it to describe anything and everything)
Marks salad is jewcocked because it has ketchup on it.
jewcocked by Jewcock2000 January 7, 2023
An individual typically of Jewish and Polish decent and common to southern Poland or Germany. A slang term not meant to be derogatory in nature.
His friends referred to Tim as their Jewlack friend.
Jewlack by BubbaRay 111 September 6, 2019
Jewmock is the name of an individual, he is well known across planets for his miscomings like the want to peg a child every 30 seconds, normally having one on standby on his vehicular object of choice.

Jewmock is a arbiter of his species, and a fleet master. Jewmock is a vary effervescent, along with his co-comander Known as BigWinston, you will rarely see them separate. BigWinston is more reserved, he also can be at times interpreted as brusque and free-spoken.

Jewmock is the owner of many worlds filled with countries to the likeness of places from planet earth, one notable country would be japan, having created a massive empire spanning worlds.

Some easy misconceptions could be that he is fat because of his deep and scratchy voice
Another misconception is that his is a vary befuddled individual because of the tales he speaks of, being a pirate captain at sea, thieving all in his path. His tales of being stranded on a planet he called Ark, having a weird foreign technology imbedded in his wrist, and being surrounded by dinosaurs and other mythical creatures like dragons. Another tell even clamming to be a dinosaur, some theorists think that he was only a beta simulator for that tale, that caused him confusion and the belief he was a Dino. More so would be his tales of him being a Sid Meiers civilization leader, unsure what that means. One of his more notable tales are his tales of fighting the halos that were inhabited by flood and foreigner.
Jewmock is a admirable, but also a vary feared creature!
jewmock by Leather cloth of the lamb November 27, 2021
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