jew egg 

An egg laid by jewish women to produce offspring. These eggs are rather large and will hatch quickly, so should promptly be smashed. Only video known video evidence recorded durring a "Running of the Jew" in Kazakhstan.

Is she? She is! She laid a Jew Egg! Quick, smash that chick before it hatches!

jew egg by Keifer Sterner December 8, 2006

Jew Egg 

Fried or poached egg on a toasted onion bagel.

I'd rather have a Jew egg than an Egg McMuffin!

Jew Egg by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

Jew egg hunt 

Something German kids would do on Easter of the early 40's.

They didn't cancel the Jew egg hunts this year.

Jew egg hunt by Solid Mantis April 30, 2021

Egg jew 

Egg of Jewish origin, commonly found in Eastern Europe to describe eggs laid out of the Jewish rump aka the rectum.

Look Tommy their is is an egg jew laid out on the floor from the local Rabbi for Friday night supper.

Egg jew by SkullCappedbandit January 29, 2021

Jewegg 

A standard insult used when someone is being a general dick, or acting like a fool.
Potentially used in occasions when someone makes a joke that's funny but makes you feel embarrassed to be their friend at the same time.
Also used in the film Borat 'Kill The Jewegg before it hatches'

1 - Why did the chicken cross the road?
2 - Dont know.
1 - It just did.
2 - Man your such a jewegg.

Jewegg by DeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeJ January 27, 2011