Jesusbread 

Bread made at Jesus house south of texas just on the mexican side of the border close to a border city of your choice.

Jesus have you tried this horrible jesusbread? Of course i have said jesus i made it. I thought we where homies essay, now ya makin me feel loco and im getting a very distinctive headache that oddly enough i cant describe with words but if i had to id say it felt like green. And i have a copper taste in my mouth.

Jesusbread by Jaythepirate Roberts February 28, 2017

Jesus bread 

Bread from the bakery in a grocery store, that looks like the bread from Jesus' last dinner.

"Yo let me get some of that Jesus bread!"

Jesus bread by MemoryDecay January 19, 2013

jesusfreak 

one who is obsessed with jesus

Run! The Jesusfreak Republicans are coming!

jesusfreak by Jake May 8, 2003

jesusfreak 

Someone who follows the christian religion , but has to tell everyone else how great their god is , and preach , and quote the bible all the time.Is often intolerrant of other's religion.

Gerry : man Fred is such an intolerrant jesusfreak !

Chloe : amen to that

Fred : did I hear someone say amen ! , does that mean you're finally going to convert to the one true religion ?!

Gerry: If your religion is so great , why do you have to force people to join ?

jesusfreak by Victoria Violet October 31, 2006

jesusfreak 

A highly obnoxious person who never shuts up about Jesus, God, church, or any combination of these. They constantly try to convert people to their religion, and often mistake politeness as an agreement to join their cultish Jesus-freak ways.

A common trait in Jesus Freaks is their total lack of interest in actually following the morals and such of their own religion, even though they pretend to (i.e., lying, adultery, etc). They also believe that Jesus and God make everything better, and anything negative in their lives must be pinned on Satan.

Of course, they only use God and Jesus and religion as a crutch because they can't handle the harsh reality that is called life.

Jesusfreak: I was reborn in Christ, and now everything is magically better!

Not-Jesusfreak: ...I don't believe in God, jesusfreak.

Jesusfreal: Get thee away, SATAN!

(Bible verse-quoting and holy water-throwing ensues.)

jesusfreak by Moo Moo Muffin June 27, 2008

Jesus bread 

A supposed organic, gluten-free or other superfood product that makes extravagant claims.

I'm a hypochondriac and had ulcers and chronic diarrhea but a loaf of that Jesus bread fixed me right up.

Jesus bread by Twill_1 December 22, 2008

Jesusfreak 

A naive person that believes in everrything the bible says and don't think for themselves.

A often deranged person who unfortunately takes his belief to the extremes where theres no safe way back. He happens to be seen on the streets wearing "jesus look alike clothes" and pretend to be him because he turnes out stupid everywhere he's going. The person don't have any real friends. The person can't do any good anywhere so he tries to make a good social status out of being this nonsense religious jesus that preaches stuff from the holy bible because maybe thats the way to get attention for actually being someone "good" in society? Never!
The sad truth is that the person often ends up alone fucked up by the society(Scientology never likes them) so that ppl with higher intelligence, so as atheists...don't wanna make anything better out of them and the jesus freak always ends up where he belongs. In the garbage can...sorry jesus.

Woman: "Oh look, is that an airplane?"
Man: "No it's just another jesusfreak pretending he can fly"

Atheist: "How come Jesus always has to wear a glory on his head?"
Christian: "Because thats how jesus can shine for his lovely jesusfreaks out there".

Jesusfreak by psykoterror November 6, 2017