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Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.

Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"
John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"

Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."
by Beaverfucker!!!! February 01, 2009
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