Jesus ring 

n. a ring with the word "JESUS" incribed on it. usually worn on the left ring finger of pious Christian girls to indicate that they are Brides of the Lord.

Skeevo: I think I'll be tap-tap-tapping on that Rindy tonight!
F: I don't think so man, did you notice the Jesus ring on her finger?

Jesus ring by F. Rodderick Hsu May 7, 2005

Jess's 7th Ring Treatment 

The 7th Ring Treatment or the more formal version (Jess's 7th Ring Treatment) is the specific act of two partners, where the more dominate out of the two has to have the ability to curl there Tongue into a funnel shape (this may also require a large Tongue depending on partner) and warping it around the head and or shaft of the male sex organ (penis) and rotating the muscles in the Tongue to make little circular motions whilst making another motion of up and down (similar to a Blow Job). it is noted that the one giving the treatment is not allowed to stop until 7 minutes after the partner cums.

Non formal version:
"shit bro, she gave me the 7th Ring Treatment last night, felt like ya boi was about to fucking die"

formal version:

"m'lady gave me the forbidden, Jess's 7th Ring Treatment last Fortnight, twas quite the ordeal of ecstasy and barbarous acts.

Jess's 7th Ring Treatment by Dragon Filled With Grenades March 1, 2021

Jesusing

Verb: The act of ghosting someone, then returning a few days later.

Past tense: getting jesused

"I thought we were close, but she kept jesusing me."

Jesusing by GKH1220 May 4, 2020

jesusing it 

A smelly person, normally of latin decent that doesnt take showers and just sprays on cologne instead.

Billy- Damn, did Tony take a shower today?

Fred- Nah hes Jesusing it.

jesusing it by Bradvmik August 2, 2006

jesusing

The act of building something (most commonly) furniture or carpentry without the use of power tools.

Guy 1: Damn my hands hurt!

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: Cause I have been jesusing this desk all day!

jesusing by metriodz March 13, 2011

Jesusing

a sexual act which requires 4 seperate parties (usually consensual) including 1 well endowed male and 4 females (hot) where the man lies on his back as if on a crucifix, while the 4 females are positioned on: Finger of right hand, finger of left hand, face and penis.

Apparently last night Huw got 4 girls drunk and endulged in a session of Jesusing with them . . . What a legend!!!

Jesusing by Bodger and Badger (pjm, 139) February 26, 2010

Jesusing

When a male and a female engage in intercourse and the man pulls out of her butthole and exclaims "I wash my hands of this !" He then un sheaths his long sword and cuts a two inch hole in her side. He then cums vigorously onto her internal organs

me and Becky were Jesusing so hard last night she had to go get her lungs stitched!

Jesusing by WhiteGuyWithABBC January 21, 2015