Jesus Moment

When an absolute dumbass creates an incredibly bullshit excuse to not do something.

(Not Jesus as in the son of god, but the mexican name Jesus)

Jesus: I can't turn in my work, the site is down!
Person 1: Jesus moment

Jesus Moment by edp4452 January 8, 2022

jesus moment

1. Any moment when you feel like jesus.

2. When you think of somthing happening, and then it happens.

"Whoa, I just thought about that building collapsing, and then it did!"

"Dude, you had a jesus moment"

"I must be jesus"

jesus moment by HOBS09 November 11, 2006

Jesus Moment

It's a moment when you suddenly become very enlightened as if jesus had planted a brilliant idea into your brain.

I could decide what to name my paper, but then I had a Jesus Moment and i figured out the perfect title.

Jesus Moment by Alixxx7 March 3, 2009

Jesus moment

Having a moment that is god-like or like talia.

Talia is having another jesus moment

Jesus moment by zziiggggyy December 9, 2008

come-to-Jesus moment

An epiphany in which one realizes the truth of a matter; a sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something; coming clean and admitting failures; realizing the true weight or impact of a negative situation or fact; acknowledgment that one must get back to core values; moment of realization; an aha moment; moment of decision; moment of truth; critical moment; moment of reassessment of priorities; turning point; life-changing moment.

(alt.: "come-to-jesus moment")

“‘We had a real scare, a real come-to-Jesus moment. It was a time to figure out what we were about, where our priorities were. And there was no question. What we didn't realize is how we’d let our work overwhelm our family . . .”— Peer Marriage: How Love Between Equals Really Works by P. Schwartz, page 143 (1994)

”When I hear someone refer to a come-to-Jesus encounter/talk/experience, they're usually referring to a moment of truth that is difficult and harrowing for all who experience it.”—Telegraph-Herald (Dubuque, Iowa), 18 February, 2006

“My feeling is at a certain point we're going to have a 'come-to-Jesus' moment in the caucus and talk about whether you fund (the war) or not," said Rep. Jim McDermott, D-Wash.”—AP Online, 17 April, 2007

“Koonce got into teaching after he was in a severe car accident about five years ago. The wreck caused him to reassess his priorities. ‘It was kind of a come-to-Jesus moment,’ he says. ‘I started thinking about what was really important to me and a way for me to give back.’”— The Greater Baton Rouge Business Report (Louisiana), 18 November, 2008

“As important as the Massachusetts special election was to the health-care debate, it also represents a come-to-Jesus moment for the GOP. What kind of party will it be?”—Washington Post, 20 January, 2010

come-to-Jesus moment by WordWizard3 August 1, 2013

come-to-Jesus moment

When I go on my mission to fight god on the behalf of the totality of human suffering

fuck a come-to-Jesus moment

come-to-Jesus moment by fresh cream yum December 10, 2019

jess moment 

A moment at when someone makes a cringe/braindead or overly sexual comment without any necessary reason.

jess: "WAIT DOES VIRGINITY ALSO COUNT AS ANAL VIRGIMITY"
oscar: "they seperate"
jess: "im fuckibg sharing my screen and my tutor can see the messages come up on my laptop regarding anal virginity"
oscar: "jess moment"

jess moment by hubleduble July 4, 2022